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[magikthrill]

(Roughly translated. Some of you may have heard it but thought worth posting nonetheless)

A middle aged man applies for a job in a bank and is accepted for an interview. The interview goes well until the interviewer informs the bank manager that he has a handicap.
The bank manager asks him "What is this handicap?"
And the interviewer responds "You see during the war I lost my two testicles"
"Oh I see" says the bank manager "That is fine. You are hired. Come in Monday morning at noon"
"Noon? But doesnt the bank open at 8" replied the baffled man
"Yes but between 8 and noon everyone is just scratching their balls!"