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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel is kept
there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.
That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay.'

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, “Is that how the men do it?”
“No not really, sir...

They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.”


Bubbles x

[Xybadog]

...can you see the tumbleweed?

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...can you see the tumbleweed?

........I'll get my glasses!

Bubbles x

[parsons22]

very funny

[GorillaGal]

bebbles, you are sick!!!!!

but i love it

[Bill]

I used to have a girlfriend called molly many many years ago.( true )

I can't remember whether she had fleas and bad breath but I'm sure she used to go down on her knees every so often when she was ready for mounting ~ she used to get the hump when ever I upset her too

Bill

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I used to have a girlfriend called molly many many years ago.( true )

I can't remember whether she had fleas and bad breath but I'm sure she used to go down on her knees every so often when she was ready for mounting ~ she used to get the hump when ever I upset her too

Bill

Bill, get your coat......................

Bubbles x

[Bill]

I used to have a girlfriend called molly many many years ago.( true )

I can't remember whether she had fleas and bad breath but I'm sure she used to go down on her knees every so often when she was ready for mounting ~ she used to get the hump when ever I upset her too

Bill

Bill, get your coat......................

Bubbles x

And my hat too

Bill

[GorillaGal]

I used to have a girlfriend called molly many many years ago.( true )

I can't remember whether she had fleas and bad breath but I'm sure she used to go down on her knees every so often when she was ready for mounting ~ she used to get the hump when ever I upset her too

Bill

Bill, get your coat......................

Bubbles x

GO TO YOUR ROOM, and stay there 'til i say you can come out!

And my hat too

Bill

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I used to have a girlfriend called molly many many years ago.( true )

I can't remember whether she had fleas and bad breath but I'm sure she used to go down on her knees every so often when she was ready for mounting ~ she used to get the hump when ever I upset her too

Bill

Bill, get your coat......................

Bubbles x

And my hat too

Bill

Your coat will do, too hot for a hat!

Bubbles x