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A little gas humour!

Postby webbo » Fri May 30, 2008 7:40 pm

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered,






You're just gonna love this…..










BP!!


(Bee pee!) :lol:

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Postby Oracle » Sat May 31, 2008 12:55 pm

Really this has been allowed to carry on unchecked for too long!

Will somebody else tell this woman to stop ...... :roll:
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Postby IcyNoAngel » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:35 am

don't worry, let her be, these jokes are 15 years old, why not let her feel important? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:53 am

Yes but she suffers from senile dementia ... so it's alright for her ... they sound fresh every time :roll:
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Postby webbo » Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:15 pm

Hey! You two, I have feelings you know! :roll:

I know some of the jokes are old (though not as old as some eh? :roll: ) and I do not suffer from senile dementia :roll:

A girl does her best to bring a little (sometimes oldish) light humour to this Forum which you have to admit has gone a bit stale! Just doing my bit

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