2.The Journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
3.The darkest hour is just befor dawn, So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk that's the time to do it.
4.Sex is like air, It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
5. No one is listering until you fart.
6.Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7.If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortage payments.
8.If at fist you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9.Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. There are two theories to arguing with a woman . Neither of them works.
