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[Xybadog]

Thanks everyone!! Oracle I DO know how to open the bonnet!!! BUT Do NOT know what I am looking at once open........

It's called an engine...

...that's assuming it IS the bonnet that tess knows how to open and not the other one at the "blunt end"

Unless its a VW Beetle.

Why, is she in Mexico?

[webbo]

Thanks everyone!! Oracle I DO know how to open the bonnet!!! BUT Do NOT know what I am looking at once open........

It's called an engine...

...that's assuming it IS the bonnet that tess knows how to open and not the other one at the "blunt end"

Unless its a VW Beetle.

Why, is she in Mexico?

Get away from the Forum!

Bubbles x

[Xybadog]

Thanks everyone!! Oracle I DO know how to open the bonnet!!! BUT Do NOT know what I am looking at once open........

It's called an engine...

...that's assuming it IS the bonnet that tess knows how to open and not the other one at the "blunt end"

Unless its a VW Beetle.

Why, is she in Mexico?

Get away from the Forum!

Bubbles x

Bubbles, get your "embarrassed" smiley ready...I said Why, is she in Mexico? Not... Why is she in Mexico?

[webbo]

Thanks everyone!! Oracle I DO know how to open the bonnet!!! BUT Do NOT know what I am looking at once open........

It's called an engine...

...that's assuming it IS the bonnet that tess knows how to open and not the other one at the "blunt end"

Unless its a VW Beetle.

Why, is she in Mexico?

Get away from the Forum!

Bubbles x

Bubbles, get your "embarrassed" smiley ready...I said Why, is she in Mexico? Not... Why is she in Mexico?

I cannot help it, honest Guv!

Goodnight....................!
Bubbles x

[Oracle]

Hello Ladies - Mrs Cobbett here - bill c. has left the machine logged on, so here is my advice.

Firstly never risk damaging your nails on filthy car engines! If God had meant us to open car bonnets, ( where is a car's bonnet? ) He would have given us male genes and smaller brains.

So get your partner out of the pub, kafenion, cabaret etc. Give him a long list of the problems that need fixing around the house/garden/car and of course throw in his deficiencies in the male area for good measure. If nothing is done ( usually the case ) give him the usual female punishments. I would recommend the silent, don't say a word to him for days, torture. They hate this and after a few days, a few things on the list get sorted and they can be suitably rewarded as only we females know how. You may have your own punishments and rewards to keep them in line and of course repeat the treatment at regular intervals, whether justified or not.

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....mrs bill c. ....She who must be obeyed

Hello Mrs C.

You sound awfully glamorous!

How did Mr. C. fare at the dentists? You know it would have been cheaper if he had that seen to whilst in Cyprus ...

Any chance you could sign up on the forum too, as a regular ... we need more glamorous types around here ....

[bill cobbett]

Hello Ladies - Mrs Cobbett here - bill c. has left the machine logged on, so here is my advice.

Firstly never risk damaging your nails on filthy car engines! If God had meant us to open car bonnets, ( where is a car's bonnet? ) He would have given us male genes and smaller brains.

So get your partner out of the pub, kafenion, cabaret etc. Give him a long list of the problems that need fixing around the house/garden/car and of course throw in his deficiencies in the male area for good measure. If nothing is done ( usually the case ) give him the usual female punishments. I would recommend the silent, don't say a word to him for days, torture. They hate this and after a few days, a few things on the list get sorted and they can be suitably rewarded as only we females know how. You may have your own punishments and rewards to keep them in line and of course repeat the treatment at regular intervals, whether justified or not.

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....mrs bill c. ....She who must be obeyed

Hello Mrs C.

You sound awfully glamorous!

How did Mr. C. fare at the dentists? You know it would have been cheaper if he had that seen to whilst in Cyprus ...

Any chance you could sign up on the forum too, as a regular ... we need more glamorous types around here ....

Hello and bless you my dear O. Mr C. came back a much poorer man yesterday. He now has more gold and porcelain in his mouth than the Bank of England and Twyfords. He also made the mistake of leaving his wallet lying around so I'm off to my favourite salon tomorrow. Well you'll know what we girls say, my money is my money and his money is mine as well/

Oh, I see a light-bulb needs changing.... Bill! ....

[Oracle]

Hello Ladies - Mrs Cobbett here - bill c. has left the machine logged on, so here is my advice.

Firstly never risk damaging your nails on filthy car engines! If God had meant us to open car bonnets, ( where is a car's bonnet? ) He would have given us male genes and smaller brains.

So get your partner out of the pub, kafenion, cabaret etc. Give him a long list of the problems that need fixing around the house/garden/car and of course throw in his deficiencies in the male area for good measure. If nothing is done ( usually the case ) give him the usual female punishments. I would recommend the silent, don't say a word to him for days, torture. They hate this and after a few days, a few things on the list get sorted and they can be suitably rewarded as only we females know how. You may have your own punishments and rewards to keep them in line and of course repeat the treatment at regular intervals, whether justified or not.

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....mrs bill c. ....She who must be obeyed

Hello Mrs C.

You sound awfully glamorous!

How did Mr. C. fare at the dentists? You know it would have been cheaper if he had that seen to whilst in Cyprus ...

Any chance you could sign up on the forum too, as a regular ... we need more glamorous types around here ....

Hello and bless you my dear O. Mr C. came back a much poorer man yesterday. He now has more gold and porcelain in his mouth than the Bank of England and Twyfords. He also made the mistake of leaving his wallet lying around so I'm off to my favourite salon tomorrow. Well you'll know what we girls say, my money is my money and his money is mine as well/

Oh, I see a light-bulb needs changing.... Bill! ....

Mrs C ... forgive the impertinence, but do you have Turkish ancestry?

[denizaksulu]

Hello Ladies - Mrs Cobbett here - bill c. has left the machine logged on, so here is my advice.

Firstly never risk damaging your nails on filthy car engines! If God had meant us to open car bonnets, ( where is a car's bonnet? ) He would have given us male genes and smaller brains.

So get your partner out of the pub, kafenion, cabaret etc. Give him a long list of the problems that need fixing around the house/garden/car and of course throw in his deficiencies in the male area for good measure. If nothing is done ( usually the case ) give him the usual female punishments. I would recommend the silent, don't say a word to him for days, torture. They hate this and after a few days, a few things on the list get sorted and they can be suitably rewarded as only we females know how. You may have your own punishments and rewards to keep them in line and of course repeat the treatment at regular intervals, whether justified or not.

-----

....mrs bill c. ....She who must be obeyed

Hello Mrs C.

You sound awfully glamorous!

How did Mr. C. fare at the dentists? You know it would have been cheaper if he had that seen to whilst in Cyprus ...

Any chance you could sign up on the forum too, as a regular ... we need more glamorous types around here ....

Hello and bless you my dear O. Mr C. came back a much poorer man yesterday. He now has more gold and porcelain in his mouth than the Bank of England and Twyfords. He also made the mistake of leaving his wallet lying around so I'm off to my favourite salon tomorrow. Well you'll know what we girls say, my money is my money and his money is mine as well/

Oh, I see a light-bulb needs changing.... Bill! ....

Mrs C ... forgive the impertinence, but do you have Turkish ancestry?

My Devon-bred wife uses the same expression. Thats why I am always broke.

[bill cobbett]

Oh no, no, no certainly not one of those O. my dear girl and bless you again. I'm a Karpasitisa from London.