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[parsons22]

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on turning off the light. Well after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night,while they were in the middle of wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the light's. She looked down.And saw her husband holding a battery -operted leisure device
A Vibrator!! She went completely ballistic, "You Bastard"
She screamed at him "How could you be lying to me all of these years"?
You better explain youself!
The husband look her straight in the eyes and say's calmly:
'Ill explain the toy---
You explain the kid's.?

[Xybadog]

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on turning off the light. Well after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night,while they were in the middle of wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the light's. She looked down.And saw her husband holding a battery -operted leisure device
A Vibrator!! She went completely ballistic, "You Bastard"
She screamed at him "How could you be lying to me all of these years"?
You better explain youself!
The husband look her straight in the eyes and say's calmly:
'Ill explain the toy---
You explain the kid's.?

[miltiades]

Great !!