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Ring my Bell!

Postby webbo » Mon May 26, 2008 7:00 am

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them was to line up in a straight row, totally nude, while a sexy, beautiful, big
breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell
attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang
when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had
not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos! As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the floor.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and
bent over to pick it up.

Then all the other bells started to ring......... :wink:

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