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Postby bill cobbett » Sun May 25, 2008 8:56 pm

I fall out of a hotel window aged 82. Why all the violent deaths?
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Postby Oracle » Sun May 25, 2008 9:00 pm

bill cobbett wrote:I fall out of a hotel window aged 82. Why all the violent deaths?


Clumsy :roll:
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Postby RichardB » Sun May 25, 2008 9:03 pm

Going to die @ 96 eaten by birds in manhattan

Way to go I've never been eaten by American birds before :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sun May 25, 2008 9:06 pm

RichardB wrote:Going to die @ 96 eaten by birds in manhattan

Way to go I've never been eaten by American birds before :lol:


Richard is now willing his life away! :lol:
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Postby RichardB » Sun May 25, 2008 9:08 pm

44 years and counting baby :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sun May 25, 2008 9:16 pm

Could you not consult with GorillaGal regarding fulfilling this fetish? :D
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Postby RichardB » Sun May 25, 2008 9:18 pm

Fetish young lady!!

This is my destiny ... :lol:
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Postby Eliko » Sun May 25, 2008 9:23 pm

I have been informed that I will choke on a piece of steak when I am 87, at least that means I will still have my own teeth (presumably).

Not bad for a man in my position I assure you. :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby kurupetos » Sun May 25, 2008 10:37 pm

:shock:

kurupetos: At age 81 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.


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Postby Oracle » Sun May 25, 2008 10:43 pm

kurupetos wrote::shock:

kurupetos: At age 81 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.


:lol:


Can we swap? :?
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