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[repulsewarrior]

if we are talking tasting: food is fusion.

...pudding is eaten with tea and/or milk

it is rarely eaten alone...

you can eat it with a spoon, you don't have to lick the bowl.

(LOL)

[Oracle]

... have no doubt as the melons will testify

That's hardly a proof at all.!!

I had the pleasure of watching transvestites performing at the Simon Cabaret in Phuket, and trust me, they had the best looking "melons" I've seen anywhere for a long time.

If you didn't know in advance, you will not be able to tell them apart from the "natural melons".

The proof of the pudding is in the eating ...

Some folks like organic despite not being the most attractive and some folks prefer synthetic and their faux-perfection ....

All I can say at the age of 49 is that they serve as useful buoyancy aids when I am swimming ...

Next time you are in Cyprus .... ...

Oracle,

I haven't forgotten this post. It's just that, I don't know how to answer it without getting myself into deep do-do with my girlfriend. For god sake, how does one answer these statements.

The proof of the pudding is in the eating ...

Next time you are in Cyprus .... :wink:

Yourself being a sea-fairing gentleman, I was merely suggesting that my buoyancy aids may offer you a little lift .....

[Kikapu]

Yourself being a sea-fairing gentleman, I was merely suggesting that my buoyancy aids may offer you
a little lift .....

Or perhaps, plenty.!!!

There is no substitute for a good, firm, strong and very dependable set of "floats" that can maintain good buoyancy despite years of exposure to the sun's ultra-violate rays that can damage the surface and cause a slow leak over time where they will appear deflated and unusable to generate enough lift to save the day.

This kind of brought an old joke to mind.

These two very elderly seniors have decided to get it on one afternoon at their retirement home.

As the woman gets undressed, she says to her lover to be, "I have to warn you, because I have an Acute Angina. "

He says, "I hope so, because your tits are not much to look at", then carries on to put cotton wool into his ears and a nose clip on his nose.

She said, "what the hell are you doing", which he replied,

"if there's something I can't stand during love making, is a screaming woman and the smell of burning rubber".

[Oracle]

Yourself being a sea-fairing gentleman, I was merely suggesting that my buoyancy aids may offer you
a little lift .....

Or perhaps, plenty.!!!

There is no substitute for a good, firm, strong and very dependable set of "floats" that can maintain good buoyancy despite years of exposure to the sun's ultra-violate rays that can damage the surface and cause a slow leak over time where they will appear deflated and unusable to generate enough lift to save the day.

This kind of brought an old joke to mind.

These two very elderly seniors have decided to get it on one afternoon at their retirement home.

As the woman gets undressed, she says to her lover to be, "I have to warn you, because I have an Acute Angina. "

He says, "I hope so, because your tits are not much to look at", then carries on to put cotton wool into his ears and a nose clip on his nose.

She said, "what the hell are you doing", which he replied,

"if there's something I can't stand during love making, is a screaming woman and the smell of burning rubber".

Those old jokes are funnier set in your context .

However, fear not, your girlfriend has nothing to worry about from my melons .... as by the time you come to Cyprus, they may well be replaced by prickly pears .....

[Get Real!]

[bill cobbett]

Sorry to interupt K and O and I know it has been said by others recently, it so boooooring on the forum without some of the more vociferous northern brothers/sisters. Is there any chance of ever so slightly more controversial postings to provoke them out of the woodwork?

[Oracle]

hi bill i hear what your saying but there was also other property owners as we have some british title deeds here. british owned pre 1974 also must be other non cypriots in ownership.

OK back to topic.

I wonder how roseandchan got on at the RoC Land Registry they were due to visit for advice today .....

Way to go bill c.

[unitedwestand]

Sorry to interupt K and O and I know it has been said by others recently, it so boooooring on the forum without some of the more vociferous northern brothers/sisters. Is there any chance of ever so slightly more controversial postings to provoke them out of the woodwork?

Greek flag is SHITTIER BC.

[bill cobbett]

Sorry to interupt K and O and I know it has been said by others recently, it so boooooring on the forum without some of the more vociferous northern brothers/sisters. Is there any chance of ever so slightly more controversial postings to provoke them out of the woodwork?

Greek flag is SHITTIER BC.

I think all flags of all nations are equally shitty UWS.

[unitedwestand]

Sorry to interupt K and O and I know it has been said by others recently, it so boooooring on the forum without some of the more vociferous northern brothers/sisters. Is there any chance of ever so slightly more controversial postings to provoke them out of the woodwork?

Greek flag is SHITTIER BC.

I think all flags of all nations are equally shitty UWS.

And in your mind you're being clever with such disrespect to something so sacred as a nations flag. I will do the decent thing and remove my childish avatar, what you do with your is up to you.