Oracle, ti's well aware you are that I have come to regard you as my 'Lady Dulcinea del Toboso' the 'Empress of La Mancha' who's peerless beauty is renowned throughout this troubled land.
Thus, it is my sworn duty to defend both you and your honour against all manner of folk.
The strength of my right arm will ever rally to your cause, my 'Lance' is yours, command it as you will fair maiden.
(I await your reply in anticipation and remain, yours faithfully) Eliko.
As to Conor, I doubt if I could muster enough courage to tilt the windmills he is intent upon.