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[Talisker]

A thistle was planted in silt

came a drought and it started to wilt

"Och, the ground is so dry

the poor thistle might die"

Said our Talisker, raising his kilt.

Moral:- "You can always rely on a Scotsman for a drink !"

Don't look there or you'll get a big shock,
At the enormous size of my cock,
Or am I deluded,
As my sporran's included,
And on the end is dangling a sock!

[Eliko]

Bush and Blair took an oath, hands on breast

they did swear that they would do their best

to improve mankind's lot,

now observe what we got,

I am sure we're aware of the rest.

Moral:- "If you trust a buffer, it is you that will suffer !"