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[Oracle]

Lucky is he who wed Oracle,
whose style is oratorical;
She looks like a cutie,
So I hope that her beauty
Is not just simply allegorical.

..... No, but just comical!

[rawk]

There was a young man from Tashkent
Who's penis was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He would put it double
And instead of coming, he went!

rawk

[Mills Chapman]

Have you tried Cypriot cuisine?
It's a little bit like Slovene.
I had moufflon filet
In a tasty saute
that included a broth of sardine.

[roseandchan]

Ercan's an airport with great style
you may make us fly the extra mile
it's here happening and will persist
so what if is not on the international list.

[Mills Chapman]

Ercan's an airport with great style
you may make us fly the extra mile
it's here now and will persist,
who cares if it's not on your list.
I don't recognize the State of Denial.

[Talisker]

Now most of us would agree,
That Cyprus is surrounded by sea,
I said to my daughter,
'Why's there no water,
I only want a cup of tea?'.

[roseandchan]

when your final day comes, judged from above
remember your hatred, lack of compassion and love
from above you were watched in horror and dismay
remember that on your final day

[Mills Chapman]

Now most of us would agree,
That Cyprus is surrounded by sea,
I said to my daughter,
'Why's there no water,
I only want a cup of tea?'.

She said, "It's not your fault
That the well's full of salt,
But if you buy me some silk,
I'll buy you some milk,
And make you a chocolate malt.

[Oracle]

I guess poetry and illegalities are not comfortable partners

[rawk]

There was a young man from Keeling
who got on a bus to West Ealing
It said on the door
"Don't spit on the floor"
So he carefully spat on the ceiling!

rawk