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[nurse79]

Dont the old bill though leave the tourists alone? I mean for them to pull over a tourist they would have to be all over the road?

I think that after the accident it is easy!!!!

Now for before the accident I don't know!!

[simonwjones]

There are speed camera signs on the A6 from Paphos to Pissouri but are there actually any cameras? I haven't seen one yet

[miltiades]

Come on Miltiades. Thats far too powerful for an OAP like GR. He probably has an old Fiesta 975 cc

Or a Tank most likely ready for the call !!

[DANGAMAN]

Only said in fun..calm down nursey. Oh I see now, the old drunk tourist one.

I am always calm don't listen to DANGAMAN!

...and why not Mr all cock and no brains.

I thought you were the top driver and race from Paralimni to Larnaca airport, however you were stopped for only doing 125 KMH.

Com on Nurse, are you gonna take off the side wheels from your vehicle or shall I use a 60 year old Taxi driver to do race for me, LOL

My friend I wish you safe drives and quiet work at the hospital. (which hospital do you work at? Paralimni?

[BOF]

They are also pulling red plates as well - around here anyway - if you are a tourist you get fined but no points on your licence, As you are probably gone by the time of the court case??
But of course the hire company has your details which they are obliged to give to the police should they ask. so really there is no get out for them anymore...
BOF

[Nikitas]

Is everyone here a sissy or what?

Cyprus driving is tame compared to places like Italy, Greece, French cities (motorways are ok) and obviously we will not discuss Egypt and such.

Every time I ride a taxi in Italy I sink low in the seats and keep my eyes firmly shut. It is a character building experience and nothing to compare to Cyprus.

[geordie_girl]

The driving is definately getting worse each time i visit Cyprus

[Free Spirit]

Especialy tailgating, we've recently had some great laughs stabbing the brakes and then hearing the screchh of brakes, there seems to be some macho thing about driving up close.

[Svetlana]

Free Spirit

That is pathetic. Your idea of a laugh? Do two wrongs make a right?

Lana

[Niki]

The Rules of driving in Cyprus


1
If you must use indicators,never do so before performing a manoeuvre.
Predicting what the driver in front is going to do is a pleasant pastime for other drivers.

2
If you have an accident,call any available friends and family members so that they may "help" by milling around waving their arms and shouting.

3
When riding a scooter it is reasonable to wear a helmet loosely around the neck. This assists in swift decapitation and saves having to waste time taking you to hospital after a crash.

4
You may park anywhere you choose in Cyprus.
Prize parking spaces are across dropped kerbs and on pavements but only as long as you can cause maximum inconvenience to as many people as possible,anywhere is fine.
If you cannot find a parking space it is acceptable to abandon your Vehicle in the middle of the road.

5
If you are waiting to pull out of a turning do not move until you can pull out right in front of someone(try to ensure that the road behind them is empty) ideally causing them to slam on their brakes.
Other drivers are usually delighted at an unexpected opportunity to test their reaction times.

6
If you are behind somebody who is driving too slowly,possibly even as slow as 10kph above the speed limit,you can "ask" them to move out of your way by driving very close,honking,flashing your lights and using your right indicator (if you can find it)

7
High beams must be used at all times especially when travelling down well lit streets. This enables other drivers to be able to distinguish you
from a lamppost before getting blinded and careering into a tree.

8
If you decide to stop at a red light (not compulsory in Cyprus) ensure that if you cannot park in the middle of the junction,you at least park across the pedestrian crossing.
When the light changes try to stay where you are for as long as possible until the drivers behind sound their horns.

9
Unfortunately very few shops in Cyprus are drive-thru. This means that you must walk (an ancient form of transport used mainly by peasants) from your car to where ever you want to go into,to save wear and tear on the legs ensure that your vehicle is as close to the door as possible.

10
If you should come across another driver who is driving at a few kph over the speed limit then you must overtake either on the inside or outside. Once you are in pole position either drop your speed to several kph below the speed limit or take the next right turn.