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[FullMetalTurk]

a guy with a pad and pen walks into a social club ( like the ones in cyprus ) and tells everyone that he's doing a survey for a magazine and asks that anyone who has sex everyday to put their hands up.
he counts about 29 and writes it down.

then he asks how many of them has sex once aweek and writes down 15
then he asks once a month and 4 guys put their hand up.

"what about once every 3 months...zero,ok what about every 6 months....and zero again,what about once a year?"
a man at the back jumps up, arms out stretched and yells "ME,ME,MEEEEEEEEEEEEE.YEAHHH.THATS ME MAN.WRITE IT DOWN. I HAVE SEX ONCE A YEAR."and he orders a round of drinks for everyone.

"for someone who has sex once a year you're very exited" says the surveyor.

the local replies - " thats because that day is today."