Judge Mental wrote:1. We have a large dog (German Shepherd) which we adore, but reading some posts suggest he will be the target of poisonings etc.
I'm not an expert on this, but my wife's family live in an area where there are plenty of dogs, which bark almost constantly, none of these have ever been poisoned. I don't think the deliberate poisoning of dogs is a huge problem, many of them eat poison left out for the plague of cats that roam the island and thus die accidentally. It may also be a more widespread practice in the country than the cities. I know it happens, but I've never known anyone personally who suffered such a tragedy.
Judge Mental wrote:2. If we see any animal cruelty we will have to keep our mouths shut because if we say anything someone will attack us sooner or later
There is a rather different mentality to animals in Cyprus than in the UK. It's far closer to what we would regard as a 'farmers mentality' than the ultra-liberal one that pervades in the UK. Obviously most Cypriots treasure their pet dogs/cats, but other animals such as donkeys are still treated as beasts of burden, largely because that's what they are. Again, it depends where you are, if you're in the countryside, you may see what you perceive as cruelty, just as you would see in the UK visiting some farms. As regards the poisoning of cats issue, I'm not a big fan of cats anyway, particularly in Cyprus where in areas they've assumed locust-swarm proportions. It's not the best way to deal with it, but in the absence of local authority action, people do take things into their own hands.
Judge Mental wrote:3. Greek Cypriots (and presumably Turkish Cypriots) can't wait to see the back of all foreign troops, and hate those that are based on the island (I am British by the way)
Wouldn't you? Think about if Britain had tens of thousands of foreign troops on its soil, and Cornwall and Kent were designated military areas under the control of a foreign power... would this not bug you? Again, as a Brit, I've never come across hostility towards me because of the British bases. There's a lingering resentment, but unless you go around with a placard in support of the bases, you're not going to have a problem on this.
Judge Mental wrote:4. Cypriots hate all foreigners who go to live in Cyprus
It depends on how you integrate. If you refuse to assimilate or integrate in any way, then yes, you will find Cypriots unwilling to accommodate you. However, if you make the effort, learn some Greek and try to get to grips with Cypriot social practices, you'll find them an extremely welcoming people. Some areas have become flooded with expats and have thus become dominated by English people, who want to live in England but with the sun, often called 'poushtou inglezi' (I won't translate it, but it's not nice!). I'd recommend staying away from these ghettos as they defeat the point of moving to a foreign land, i.e. learning to love and appreciate a new culture and way of life.
Again, I've never encountered real hostility, even from people I know that were active supporters of EOKA in the 1950s.
Judge Mental wrote:5. The Banking System is archaic
In some respects it's not yet up to British standards, but it's getting there. Plus, if you really want to, I believe there are branches of some British banks in Cyprus - Barclays, HSBC? I know that Laiki and HSBC have some sort of link anyway.
Judge Mental wrote:6. The availability of Broadband is almost non-existent, and use of the Internet is a joke as no-one uses it (I know for a fact that if I email anyone in Cyprus it won't get an answer)
No idea on broadband, I personally only know one person in Cyprus who has it. Email is still a problem if you're trying to use it to contact officialdom, you're right in that they don't seem to use it well. Perhaps, the impact of Europe will improve things and get the government to develop some sort of e-government policy. Again, if you know people, it helps in getting a reply.
Judge Mental wrote:7. The cost of vehicles is ludicrously expensive
It's more expensive that the UK, but you've got to consider the extra expense of shipping cars to Cyprus (particularly given the smaller volumes required). Second-hand cars are far more expensive, but you can apparently get better deals on grey-imports from Japan (right-hand drive) - the car might have a small dent here and there, but you can get a better price.
Judge Mental wrote:8. If I have serious medical problem I would be better off going off-island for treatment
In many cases, this is what Cypriots do also. It depends on the condition. Cypriot doctors are generally quite good as most, if not all have received their training in the UK, US and other advanced medical countries. The facilities to treat some conditions aren't available, so in some cases, Cypriots themselves need to get treated overseas. I'd defer to others on the general quality as I've never been treated in a Cypriot hospital, my only experience was getting a blood test for Thallasemia.
Hope this has helped a bit.