Hey Judge, I might have come a bit late in this discussion but as a Cypriot who's lived in Cyp for ever, I think I can give my two cents
1. We have a large dog (German Shepherd) which we adore, but reading some posts suggest he will be the target of poisonings etc.
Poisonings of animals do happen unfortunatley but they are VERY RARE, I have never witnessed any dog/cat/animal being poisoned EVER! Cyprus has animal shelters, charities, dog shows, cat shows and protection services.
2. If we see any animal cruelty we will have to keep our mouths shut because if we say anything someone will attack us sooner or later
Seriously now... Cyprus has a "Green Party" with seats in parliament... Nobody will EVER attack you.
3. Greek Cypriots (and presumably Turkish Cypriots) can't wait to see the back of all foreign troops, and hate those that are based on the island (I am British by the way)
I can't wait to see the back of all foreign troops either, including Greek, British, and Turkish soldiers. Having said that, British soldiers can be seen wondering in uniform everywhere, espesially hotspots like Agia Napa, they are never bothered.
4. Cypriots hate all foreigners who go to live in Cyprus
oh my... 20% of our GDP is from "Foreigners"... If we hated them we would have to be the dumbest people on earth...
5. The Banking System is archaic
I honestly think it's better than the UK's banking system, unless you prefer a room of bullet-proof glass, constantly rotating managers who DON'T know you and low interest rates!!!! Also internet, telephone, wap and ATM banking are all available. Currently Laiki offers 3% interest on a current account online (e-checking), which ironically is better than a UK savings account.
6. The availability of Broadband is almost non-existent, and use of the Internet is a joke as no-one uses it (I know for a fact that if I email anyone in Cyprus it won't get an answer)
BB or ADSL is spreading like a virus in Cyprus, I've had it for 3 years!!! All my friends have ADSL broadband and prices start at around £30 for a 1mb connection. The availability is restricted to Cities and that is what makes some people angry, in the three years since i've had it, it's been expanded to include vast areas around the main cities and it's still growing.
7. The cost of vehicles is ludicrously expensive
It used to be, new cars where taxed on weight... Now they are taxed by engine size (cc), a new car with a 1.3 liter engine would cost about the same as anywhere else. The ratio of used/new car sales before the tax change was 70/30 (which means used car sales where double that of new cars), the ratio now is about 48/52!
8. If I have serious medical problem I would be better off going off-island for treatment
It saddens me to hear that but i assure you that you have nothing to worry about. Off island treatment is required when you need a heart transplant (knock on wood
)... My mother has been through breast cancer, she needed chemo, drugs and support, she received all three FOR FREE, she is now much better. My advice on this one is to get Insurance, I am insured with Cyprialife and when i got a hernia i was operated privatley by surgeons who used high-tech tube cameras and did the internal work without external scars or stiches, I had a private room with Sat TV and i was back-up within 2 days. Even if i wasn't insured i would still have done it privately, it only costs £1500 cyp. I would never go to a public hospital and have to endure a night with a 98 year old moaning man next to me and deal with the attitude of the nurses...