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You couldn't make it up!!
Okay, so this is how this conversation went:
Asda Employee: 'Hello 'dis Asda, how can I help you?'
Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a leaving party this week.'
Asda Employee: 'What you want on 'da cake?'
Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.
Now look at the picture.