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> · Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead
> of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just fuck
> off and leave me alone.
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>
> § The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
> broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
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>
>
> § The darkest hours come just before the dawn.
> So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper,
> that's the time to do it.
>
>
>
> · Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you
> aren't getting any.
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>
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> § Don't aspire to become
> irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
>
>
>
> § Remember, no one is listening until you fart.
>
>
>
> § Never forget that you are unique,
> like everyone else.
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>
>
> § Never test the depth of the water
> with both feet.
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>
>
> § If you think nobody cares whether
> you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments
>
>
>
> § Before you judge someone, you should
> walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a
> mile away and you have their shoes.
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>
>
> § If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
>
>
>
> § Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
> Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all
> day.
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>
>
> § Have you ever lent someone £20 and never seen
> that person again? It was probably worth it.
>
>
>
> § If you tell the truth, you don't have to
> remember anything.
>
>
>
> § Some days we are the flies; some days we are the
> windscreens.
>
>
>
> § Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
>
>
>
> § Good judgment comes from experience, experience
> comes from bad judgment.
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>
>
> § The quickest way to double your money is to fold
> it in half and put it back in your pocket.
>
>
>
> § A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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>
>
> § There are two theories about how to win an
> argument with a woman. Neither one works.
>
>
>
> § Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if
> your lips are moving.
>
>
>
> § Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>
>
>
> § Experience is something you don't get until just
> after you need it.
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>
>
> § When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and
> we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse
>
>
>
> § The most wasted day of all is one in which we
> have not laughed.
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>
> Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.

[DANGAMAN]

I said nothing....

Does that make me a good listener?

Keep em coming!!!!