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For Every Married Woman

Postby chrisp » Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:18 pm

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long."

The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."

The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
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Postby olgaesplai » Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:20 pm

yes:) thats true
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Re: For Every Married Woman

Postby webbo » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:13 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bubbles x 8)
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Postby lisasiddique » Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:06 pm

great joke so true lol!!!!
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