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In response to what has been mentioned about us, I intend (with the help of all the other guys to clear our name...)


Women are like....

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Women are like a carpet... if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them later

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Women are like a pile of dog crap ...

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up !!!!!!!!!!

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Who wears the pants?

A young couple gets married and on the first night the husband, a big man takes off his trousers and throws them to his wife and says, "Put these on".
She puts them on and says "Heh, I can't wear these, they are too big for me" to which he replies "That's right!" and "Don't forget it - I'm the man who wears the trousers in this family"
With that young wife takes off her knickers and says, "Try these on".
He only gets as far as putting them over one knee to find he cannot fit into them and says "Hell - I can't get into your knickers" to which she responds "Yes and you won't unless your goddamn attitude changes

I bet that put a smile on the girls face!!!

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Who wears the pants?

A young couple gets married and on the first night the husband, a big man takes off his trousers and throws them to his wife and says, "Put these on".
She puts them on and says "Heh, I can't wear these, they are too big for me" to which he replies "That's right!" and "Don't forget it - I'm the man who wears the trousers in this family"
With that young wife takes off her knickers and says, "Try these on".
He only gets as far as putting them over one knee to find he cannot fit into them and says "Hell - I can't get into your knickers" to which she responds "Yes and you won't unless your goddamn attitude changes

I bet that put a smile on the girls face!!!

Correct!

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