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Postby webbo » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:47 pm

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....


1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooooooooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12 . Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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Postby kurupetos » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:50 pm

...and you are a criminal
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Postby Hiyar herif » Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:14 pm

sticks and stones......
i love all women








most times
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Postby Mills Chapman » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:18 pm

Once again, Bubbles, here is a more insightful joke: http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=17138

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Postby miltiades » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:39 pm

Seems to me you haven't met the Man yet !!
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Postby webbo » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:13 pm

miltiades wrote:Seems to me you haven't met the Man yet !!



.................and 'the Man' is - as if we did not know! :wink: :roll:

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Postby webbo » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:14 pm

kurupetos wrote:...and you are a criminal



:? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?

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Postby webbo » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:16 pm

Mills Chapman wrote:Once again, Bubbles, here is a more insightful joke: http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=17138

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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:

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Postby DANGAMAN » Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:59 pm

webbo wrote:
miltiades wrote:Seems to me you haven't met the Man yet !!



.................and 'the Man' is - as if we did not know! :wink: :roll:

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You guessed it Baby DANGAMAN 8)
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Postby webbo » Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:24 pm

DANGAMAN wrote:
webbo wrote:
miltiades wrote:Seems to me you haven't met the Man yet !!



.................and 'the Man' is - as if we did not know! :wink: :roll:

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You guessed it Baby DANGAMAN 8)


Bet Milt will be fuming that you got in there first DM!! :lol:


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