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3 men and a river!

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3 men and a river!

Postby webbo » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:41 pm

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please
give me the strength to cross the river'

Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof!.......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.


Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.


GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!'


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Postby Mills Chapman » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:17 pm

Bubbles, here is even a better joke!
http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=17138

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Postby Jazz&Shazz » Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:33 pm

I used to hate weddings all the old aunt's would poke me & say " UR NEXT " they soon stopped that carry on when i started doing the same 2 them at funerals :lol:
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Re: Joke

Postby Mills Chapman » Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:47 pm

Jazz&Shazz wrote:I used to hate weddings all the old aunt's would poke me & say " UR NEXT " they soon stopped that carry on when i started doing the same 2 them at funerals :lol:


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