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I ask you to prove your loyality to the TRNC by going to live in the TRNC forever.

My cousin Mustafa will help you buy some sheep

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TC*

I ask you to prove your loyality to the TRNC by going to live in the TRNC forever.

My cousin Mustafa will help you buy some sheep

Our old friend Ottoman by any chance?

[growuptcs]

Is it, General Zan Nincomput? (I couldn't double dot the U)

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TC*

I ask you to prove your loyality to the TRNC by going to live in the TRNC forever.

My cousin Mustafa will help you buy some sheep

Are you referring to

........ by any chance?

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Is it, General Zan Nincomput? (I couldn't double dot the U)

It's "nincompoop"...

[growuptcs]

sorry for the typo

[zan]

It's got to be Gavcar or what ever his name was......

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It's a new guy on ATCA, "Milky Boyee"!

Very much a weirdo I'm afraid; here's one of his funnier posts... (with funny bits highlighted by me )

Problems of the TRNC

- No direct flights and empty hotels.
- Infrastructure problems.
- Poor diet.
- Young generation taking drugs and under age activities.
- Low quality attitude to life.
- Gap between rich and poor is too wide.
- Kebab shop on every corner.
- Betting shop on every corner.
- Limited respect for law and order.
- Limited respect for older generations.
- Greedy to live the high life.
- Always want to go shopping to Greek side or Istanbul.
- Citizens of the TRNC over charging tourists.
- The average Turkish Cypriot is too short and bald.
- 'Night Club' on every corner.
- Too many gangsters.
- Roads are awful.
- Petrol stations give short measures.
- Locals don't like working.
- Too many cars not enough buses.
- Locals need to understand that the world is a big place and they are tiny.
- Not enough sports facilities.
- Too many banks.
- Dirty water.
- Tourists visit once and never come back.
- Far too many empty building for sale with NO buyers.
- Average nose size is big.
- Average feet size is small.
- Building massive shops that can never be filled.
- Love of urban music.
- Rubbish toilet paper.
- Washing machines that break down every 3 months.
- Too much politics.
- Don't get offered chilli sauce with your kebab.
- Unstable currency.
- High interest rates.
- High inflation.
- If a local makes 10 factual comments he has told 11 lies.
- Never ending negotiations.
- No rain.
- Low quality shoes.
- Everything is so expensive.
- Not enough comedy.

I just realised that the last is probably the best... with such a list how much more comedy can you possibly ask for?

[zan]

I like him!!!!

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:lol: I like him!!!!

You do? What has the size of people's nose got to do with the "TRNC" being bad???