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[Marina2005]

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the
world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in
the world." They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to
have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went first and came out
looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl
in the world," Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am
officially the smallest person in the world." Sometime later, Quasimodo
came out looking confused and said, "Who the hell is Camilla Parker
Bowles?"

[devil]

Actually, I've just heard that Camilla P-B wants to take part in next year's Grand National. The only problem is she can't find a jockey

[cannedmoose]

[Webbie]

I'm not fan of the Royal Family, but for God's sake, give the woman a break. I'm sure there is not one of you that is perfect, so abide by the rule about people in glass houses .....blah blah blah and give it a rest!

[magikthrill]

hahahahahahahhahah
that was soooooooooo funny

and wow webbie whats up your bum mate? (maybe we should start a poll to find out)