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Postby LENA » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:11 pm

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
"I'm too young to die," she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a Greek man stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is gorgeous, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt... one button at a time.

.......No one moves.

.......He removes his shirt.

......Muscles ripple across his chest.

......She gasps...

......He whispers....


"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."
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Postby miltiades » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:27 pm

Was he Greek or Cypriot !!!!
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Postby Oracle » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:30 pm

In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....
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Postby LENA » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: erm I guess I could call it Cypriot men huh?
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Postby zan » Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:13 pm

Oracle wrote:In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....


Spoken like a real mainlander!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:19 pm

zan wrote:
Oracle wrote:In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....


Spoken like a real mainlander!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Hey ... I didn't name the thread :roll:

..... Lena could easily have just named the thread "Men!" .... and it would still be just as accurate or not, depending on my emotional state at the time of reading :lol:
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Postby webbo » Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:56 pm

Oracle wrote:In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....


Spill.................................................................. :wink:

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Postby Oracle » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:08 pm

webbo wrote:
Oracle wrote:In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....


Spill.................................................................. :wink:

bubbles 8)


.... well I think it has a lot to do with the women ... :wink:
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Postby webbo » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:22 pm

Oracle wrote:
webbo wrote:
Oracle wrote:In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....


Spill.................................................................. :wink:

bubbles 8)


.... well I think it has a lot to do with the women ... :wink:



:roll: BORING! :roll:

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Postby Eric dayi » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:26 pm

zan wrote:
Oracle wrote:In my experience, this sort of behaviour is more common amongst Cypriot rather than Greek men .....


Spoken like a real mainlander!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


HUH, you mean the little sock-puppet is not even a "Cypriot"?
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