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[Oracle]

Methinks another name change is on its way.

Don't do it Jerry !

(unless you come up with one a little more interesting )

How about "Horrorgirl"

OK we need more women!

I look forward to exchanging with your female alter-ego!

Your quick wit and "put down" amaze and astound me, I am in awe of you, are you in fact a Greek Godess?

PS do you know how they preserved Nelson's body when they brought him back from the Battle of Trafalgar?

After your above divine piss-take, and a vague memory on the preservative qualities of urine, I would have hazarded a guess you were indulging in schoolboy humour ... but my son, the history-buff, informs me it was in fact brandy!

Indeed it was brandy. Not sure if it was Keo though. How come you have such a clever son, does it come from his father's side?

Here's another drink related bit of trivia for your son.

How was the drink dispensed from the world's largest punch bowl?

Racist! .... are you suggesting the Scots are cleverer than Greek-Cypriots?

Since I've now lost my son to some online-game, I'll hazard a guess at your punch-bowl puzzle myself and say: ....... By siphoning!

[Oracle]

May I suggest that you brush up on your debating skills.....

Btw Oracle, you are probably not familiar with the old Greek saying that goes...

"Ela bappou na sou dixo ta ambelia sou!"

Yeah right! ... refer to the Greeks to get you out of a mess when it suits!

[Jerry]

Methinks another name change is on its way.

Don't do it Jerry !

(unless you come up with one a little more interesting )

How about "Horrorgirl"

OK we need more women!

I look forward to exchanging with your female alter-ego!

Your quick wit and "put down" amaze and astound me, I am in awe of you, are you in fact a Greek Godess?

PS do you know how they preserved Nelson's body when they brought him back from the Battle of Trafalgar?

After your above divine piss-take, and a vague memory on the preservative qualities of urine, I would have hazarded a guess you were indulging in schoolboy humour ... but my son, the history-buff, informs me it was in fact brandy!

Indeed it was brandy. Not sure if it was Keo though. How come you have such a clever son, does it come from his father's side?

Here's another drink related bit of trivia for your son.

How was the drink dispensed from the world's largest punch bowl?

Racist! .... are you suggesting the Scots are cleverer than Greek-Cypriots?

Since I've now lost my son to some online-game, I'll hazard a guess at your punch-bowl puzzle myself and say: ....... By siphoning!

I did not know you were married to a Scot , so racism doesn't come into it. However a Scotsman is probably more clever than a Greek Cypriot woman.

Trivia answer, by a small boy in a rowing boat (the boat was in the punch bowl!)

[Oracle]

I did not know you were married to a Scot , so racism doesn't come into it. However a Scotsman is probably more clever than a Greek Cypriot woman.

I'll say! ...... He was pretty clever to marry me!

(He's regretted it ever since though )

P.S. Jerry: PM GR! for tips on misogynistic, sexist jibes ... that one was too obvious