his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour
operation.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown,holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says slowly, "That was very nice
but listen very, very closely! Are... my...test...results...back?"
