How to piss off your neighbor.
Smile you miserable lot
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by Get Real! » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:39 am
My contribution of weird pics is this early 1900s electrified vibrator!
As can be seen from the photo, it was made up of a black wooden handle with a giant motor attached to its end, and came complete with a variety of attachments, all neatly packaged in a handy carry case!
Unfortunately, Queen Victoria (1819..1901) never got the chance to use this technological marvel but there’s a very good chance that she had a play with one of the steam driven ones first invented in 1860!
As can be seen from the photo, it was made up of a black wooden handle with a giant motor attached to its end, and came complete with a variety of attachments, all neatly packaged in a handy carry case!
Unfortunately, Queen Victoria (1819..1901) never got the chance to use this technological marvel but there’s a very good chance that she had a play with one of the steam driven ones first invented in 1860!
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by zan » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:52 am
The 21st Century has that beat GR...
The next great iPod vibrator?
ohmibod.com
Better than your average buzz?
It's not the Audi-Oh. It's not the iBuzz. And I'm afraid it's probably not the spanking new Ohmibod (that's it on the left), either, though this new version of a vibrator that plugs into your iPod and buzzes along with the beats and swoops and clicks of whatever music is playing on your 'Pod is, to be sure, a keen and relatively pretty addition to the array.
But as any woman worth her Hitachi Magic Wand will tell you, long skinny hard-plastic vibes are so very 1987. So very tacky cheapy Doc Johnson $8.95 plain and uninventive and not really the thing that is most needed. It's a global tragedy, is what it is.
I am not complaining too loudly. I am not here to discourage any curious gadgetheaded seeker of vibratory joys his or her divine buzzy explorations. But much as I'd like to gush over the Ohmibod, it's basically just a hard skinny plastic vibe, which, when it comes to organic and sensual vibe design, remains the lowest tier on the evolutionary sex-toy ladder. I'm just sayin'.
babeland.com
The Hitachi. Still the king. Or rather, queen.
So, the world waits. Your girlfriend waits. We all wait for an iPod vibrator attachment that is at once sensual and functional and a completely appropriate match for the greatest fetish object of this decade. Perhaps it will look something like the gorgeous Lelo Lily. Perhaps it will have multiple attachments like the intense, solid-metal series from Elemental Pleasures. Perhaps it will be gold-plated and come with multiple inlaid gemstones and cost more than your Lexus payment. One thing we do know is that it will surely make the conservative right recoil in abject horror even as they don't understand what the hell it's for.
Which, as any sexually attuned gadgethead knows, is about as good as it gets.
The next great iPod vibrator?
ohmibod.com
Better than your average buzz?
It's not the Audi-Oh. It's not the iBuzz. And I'm afraid it's probably not the spanking new Ohmibod (that's it on the left), either, though this new version of a vibrator that plugs into your iPod and buzzes along with the beats and swoops and clicks of whatever music is playing on your 'Pod is, to be sure, a keen and relatively pretty addition to the array.
But as any woman worth her Hitachi Magic Wand will tell you, long skinny hard-plastic vibes are so very 1987. So very tacky cheapy Doc Johnson $8.95 plain and uninventive and not really the thing that is most needed. It's a global tragedy, is what it is.
I am not complaining too loudly. I am not here to discourage any curious gadgetheaded seeker of vibratory joys his or her divine buzzy explorations. But much as I'd like to gush over the Ohmibod, it's basically just a hard skinny plastic vibe, which, when it comes to organic and sensual vibe design, remains the lowest tier on the evolutionary sex-toy ladder. I'm just sayin'.
babeland.com
The Hitachi. Still the king. Or rather, queen.
So, the world waits. Your girlfriend waits. We all wait for an iPod vibrator attachment that is at once sensual and functional and a completely appropriate match for the greatest fetish object of this decade. Perhaps it will look something like the gorgeous Lelo Lily. Perhaps it will have multiple attachments like the intense, solid-metal series from Elemental Pleasures. Perhaps it will be gold-plated and come with multiple inlaid gemstones and cost more than your Lexus payment. One thing we do know is that it will surely make the conservative right recoil in abject horror even as they don't understand what the hell it's for.
Which, as any sexually attuned gadgethead knows, is about as good as it gets.
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by Eric dayi » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:47 am
Get Real! wrote:My contribution of weird pics is this early 1900s electrified vibrator!
As can be seen from the photo, it was made up of a black wooden handle with a giant motor attached to its end, and came complete with a variety of attachments, all neatly packaged in a handy carry case!
Unfortunately, Queen Victoria (1819..1901) never got the chance to use this technological marvel but there’s a very good chance that she had a play with one of the steam driven ones first invented in 1860!
Professor GibratoR demonstrates his knowledge on kinky toys again.
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by denizaksulu » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:49 am
Get Real! wrote:My contribution of weird pics is this early 1900s electrified vibrator!
As can be seen from the photo, it was made up of a black wooden handle with a giant motor attached to its end, and came complete with a variety of attachments, all neatly packaged in a handy carry case!
Unfortunately, Queen Victoria (1819..1901) never got the chance to use this technological marvel but there’s a very good chance that she had a play with one of the steam driven ones first invented in 1860!
I thought it was a WWI hand grenade kit, for the defence of your new home.
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by denizaksulu » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:52 am
zan wrote:Is this a 'Guess the caption" game Deniz????
My guess is: The man is saying....
"Core!!!!!! If this fence wasn't in the way, I'd stick one in your box........Corrrrrrrre!!!!".
The caption was meant to be How to p..................
It didnot come up right, so had to add later. The next time I will sort it.
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Re: Smile you miserable lot
by pantheman » Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:01 pm
denizaksulu wrote:
How to piss off your neighbor.
My caption would be: "OK Bananiot, you can stand up now"
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