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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing oxygen mask over
> his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
> sponge bath. 'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my
> test1cles black?'
>
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
> to wash your upper body and feet.'
>
> He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my test1cles
> black?' Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
> from worry about his test1cles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
> pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one
> hand and his test1cles in the other.
>
> Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,
> Sir!'
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
> 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
> closely......
>
>
> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?