Just before take-off, an Australian Sailor sat down in the aisle seat.
After take=off, the Sailor kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'
'Don't get up,' said the Sailor, 'I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you.'
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Sailors shoe and spat in it.
When the Sailor returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'
Again, the Sailor obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Sailors other shoe and spat in it.
When the Sailor returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Sailor slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
'Why does it have to be this way?' he asked. 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pis**ng in cokes?'
THE Aussie Sailor WILL ALWAYS WIN
Bubbles x
