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Postby Oracle » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:18 pm

Oh look how funny :lol:

..... I am a University:

http://education.oracle.com/pls/web_pro ... ?page_id=3

.... and books:

http://www.oreilly.com/pub/topic/oracle

.... and a shopping centre:

http://www.theoracle.com/website/

.... and you can get your life's questions answered by me:

http://www.askoracle.net/

Hilarious :roll:
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Postby zan » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:47 pm

Is this the Maria that said she does not take offense at what people say about her.. :shock: :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:49 pm

Oracle wrote:Oh look how funny :lol:

..... I am a University:

http://education.oracle.com/pls/web_pro ... ?page_id=3

.... and books:

http://www.oreilly.com/pub/topic/oracle

.... and a shopping centre:

http://www.theoracle.com/website/

.... and you can get your life's questions answered by me:

http://www.askoracle.net/

Hilarious :roll:



Re Gabira. Dont you just regret starting this thread? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:53 pm

....... Not until I make you Turks / Mongolians / Ottomans regret the day you set foot on Cyprus .... :evil:

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Postby zan » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:01 pm

You spent too long playing with plants Maria.....You are as mad as a carrot!!! 8)
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Postby Oracle » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:16 pm

Carrots will in fact prevent the onset of madness ... :P

Call me ... :? .... :? ..... :? ... I know ..... Elena ... just for today 8)
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Postby zan » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:18 pm

Oracle wrote:Carrots will in fact prevent the onset of madness ... :P

Call me ... :? .... :? ..... :? ... I know ..... Elena ... just for today 8)


I am having a Maria day today so I will stick to that if you don't mind... :D

Carrots do in fact make you go A-loupie!!
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:24 pm

zan wrote:You spent too long playing with plants Maria.....You are as mad as a carrot!!! 8)



Who is Maria? Am I missing something here? :roll:
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Postby zan » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:33 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote:You spent too long playing with plants Maria.....You are as mad as a carrot!!! 8)



Who is Maria? Am I missing something here? :roll:


Today Maria, tomorrow it might be Delilah!!




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Postby Oracle » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:38 pm

Why why why .....
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