Last night on Sky, I happened to see your old mate Clive James chatting with your old flame the lunatic Margarita Pracatan through a video link. My God, she has turned ugly. To think that I fancied her too. And she has enourmous 'love handles' as well..
You know what? She is just how I imagine Oracle to look like. Do you agree?
If I am wrong, you could always post a pic of Oracle as evidence to put me right.
