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[markwoods39]

AT 3am uk time we heard a very large bang coming from our back garden, me and wife jump out of our skin, i went rushing down to see what the hell was going on. Well when i opened my back door i could see a very large metal thing sticking out, as it was so dark i had to put the outside light on.After light was on i could not make it out what it was, so i called the police, they came and saw it themselves. After about half an hour went past and they told me i have to sign a secret act, i said WHY , they could not tell my why, so i refused to sign it. So now i am under house arrest until someone come to see me from the government, i say arrest, they will not let me leave my house just yet. I not allowed to use the phone or Internet just yet???? well there are outside so they do not know that i am using it. a helicopter has just hovered over my house and took this metal thing away.

There something fishy going on here and i can not put my finger on it yet, as the army is here to, has anyone heard of anything on the telly about this. i just looked on bbc news ,and nothing yet. I think it might be something from a UFO as when some people came < do not know who they where at4.30am, they had something in there hand like a radiation detector.

I keep you posted when i find out anything more. But if you do not hear from me say by 8pm tonight could you call the papers news desk anything as i think they might take me away. i keeping my wireless network going as they cut of my phone for now

[tessintrnc]

Maybe, it IS a nightmare Mark, and you need a "pinch and a punch" to wake you!!!! After all it is the 1st!!!!

[Crivens]

Heh heh, very good. Did a small boy on a bike also ride over your house?

Also I suspect it's more like a nuclear bomb that fell from a plane by accident. Happens quite a lot apparently. I for one am heading to the cellar (will find out if I have one first), and once WW3 is over (about lunchtime) I am fully prepared to welcome our robotic overlords.

Cheers

[markwoods39]

Maybe, it IS a nightmare Mark, and you need a "pinch and a punch" to wake you!!!! After all it is the 1st!!!!

dame i thought i could get you lot with this, i tried not to go over the top

Oh well i tried

[markwoods39]

Heh heh, very good. Did a small boy on a bike also ride over your house?

Also I suspect it's more like a nuclear bomb that fell from a plane by accident. Happens quite a lot apparently. I for one am heading to the cellar (will find out if I have one first), and once WW3 is over (about lunchtime) I am fully prepared to welcome our robotic overlords.

Cheers

If you find it any room for me

[DANGAMAN]

AT 3am uk time we heard a very large bang coming from our back garden, me and wife jump out of our skin, i went rushing down to see what the hell was going on. Well when i opened my back door i could see a very large metal thing sticking out, as it was so dark i had to put the outside light on.After light was on i could not make it out what it was, so i called the police, they came and saw it themselves. After about half an hour went past and they told me i have to sign a secret act, i said WHY , they could not tell my why, so i refused to sign it. So now i am under house arrest until someone come to see me from the government, i say arrest, they will not let me leave my house just yet. I not allowed to use the phone or Internet just yet???? well there are outside so they do not know that i am using it. a helicopter has just hovered over my house and took this metal thing away.

There something fishy going on here and i can not put my finger on it yet, as the army is here to, has anyone heard of anything on the telly about this. i just looked on bbc news ,and nothing yet. I think it might be something from a UFO as when some people came < do not know who they where at4.30am, they had something in there hand like a radiation detector.

I keep you posted when i find out anything more. But if you do not hear from me say by 8pm tonight could you call the papers news desk anything as i think they might take me away. i keeping my wireless network going as they cut of my phone for now

PULL THE OTHER ONE... ITS GOT BELLS ON IT

[markwoods39]

AT 3am uk time we heard a very large bang coming from our back garden, me and wife jump out of our skin, i went rushing down to see what the hell was going on. Well when i opened my back door i could see a very large metal thing sticking out, as it was so dark i had to put the outside light on.After light was on i could not make it out what it was, so i called the police, they came and saw it themselves. After about half an hour went past and they told me i have to sign a secret act, i said WHY , they could not tell my why, so i refused to sign it. So now i am under house arrest until someone come to see me from the government, i say arrest, they will not let me leave my house just yet. I not allowed to use the phone or Internet just yet???? well there are outside so they do not know that i am using it. a helicopter has just hovered over my house and took this metal thing away.

There something fishy going on here and i can not put my finger on it yet, as the army is here to, has anyone heard of anything on the telly about this. i just looked on bbc news ,and nothing yet. I think it might be something from a UFO as when some people came < do not know who they where at4.30am, they had something in there hand like a radiation detector.

I keep you posted when i find out anything more. But if you do not hear from me say by 8pm tonight could you call the papers news desk anything as i think they might take me away. i keeping my wireless network going as they cut of my phone for now

PULL THE OTHER ONE... ITS GOT BELLS ON IT

The bells the bells,i hear them 24/7

[Crivens]

Seriously though, if this water shortage goes on much longer I am going to have UFO's in my bathroom before long.... "F" does not stand for "Flying" for the American TV show watching portion of this forum

Right, managed to lower the tone somewhat. Back to work...

Cheers

[halil]

AT 3am uk time we heard a very large bang coming from our back garden, me and wife jump out of our skin, i went rushing down to see what the hell was going on. Well when i opened my back door i could see a very large metal thing sticking out, as it was so dark i had to put the outside light on.After light was on i could not make it out what it was, so i called the police, they came and saw it themselves. After about half an hour went past and they told me i have to sign a secret act, i said WHY , they could not tell my why, so i refused to sign it. So now i am under house arrest until someone come to see me from the government, i say arrest, they will not let me leave my house just yet. I not allowed to use the phone or Internet just yet???? well there are outside so they do not know that i am using it. a helicopter has just hovered over my house and took this metal thing away.

There something fishy going on here and i can not put my finger on it yet, as the army is here to, has anyone heard of anything on the telly about this. i just looked on bbc news ,and nothing yet. I think it might be something from a UFO as when some people came < do not know who they where at4.30am, they had something in there hand like a radiation detector.

I keep you posted when i find out anything more. But if you do not hear from me say by 8pm tonight could you call the papers news desk anything as i think they might take me away. i keeping my wireless network going as they cut of my phone for now

April the fools day !!!!!!

[LENA]

Mark that was so silly who was going to believe that story anyway.

By the way did anybody else try to tell lies on Tuesday? Did it work? Did they believe you?

I know is a bit late but I was a bit busy lately

I did tell to two people and believed me...a bit of black humor though but I enjoyed it...