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There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,


And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.


SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.


SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes

At the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.


SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only

Logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.


SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.. You go that way and I'll go

this way. He cannot follow us both.


So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.




Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
Worried about what has happened to Sister Logical .


Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!

Tell me what happened!

SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,


so he followed me

SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?


SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
As fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM : And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.


SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.


SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.





SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster


than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Mary's!

Bubbles x

[Bill]

Excellent

Although I've been known to move a bit smartish the odd time when I've been caught with my trousers down .

That was I'll add when I was much much younger

Mind you I have in the very distant past been picked up by a police car whilst running down the road in just my underpants ~ but that was for a very different reason ~ they nearly charged me for carrying an offensive weapon now that would have been really funny if it had gone to court

Bill

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Excellent

Although I've been known to move a bit smartish the odd time when I've been caught with my trousers down .

That was I'll add when I was much much younger

Mind you I have in the very distant past been picked up by a police car whilst running down the road in just my underpants ~ but that was for a very different reason ~ they nearly charged me for carrying an offensive weapon now that would have been really funny if it had gone to court

Bill

(This is as big as it gets!! )

Bubbles x

[denizaksulu]

I like this fuller version as I have often used the ending re: a woman running faster with her skirt up than a man with his trousers down..

Good one.

[Jerry]

Excellent

Although I've been known to move a bit smartish the odd time when I've been caught with my trousers down .

That was I'll add when I was much much younger

Mind you I have in the very distant past been picked up by a police car whilst running down the road in just my underpants ~ but that was for a very different reason ~ they nearly charged me for carrying an offensive weapon now that would have been really funny if it had gone to court

Bill

I'm still half asleep, I read this and have a confused image of Bill in his underpants chasing a nun along Phinikoudes pursued by the police

[DANGAMAN]

Excellent

Although I've been known to move a bit smartish the odd time when I've been caught with my trousers down .

That was I'll add when I was much much younger

Mind you I have in the very distant past been picked up by a police car whilst running down the road in just my underpants ~ but that was for a very different reason ~ they nearly charged me for carrying an offensive weapon now that would have been really funny if it had gone to court

Bill

(This is as big as it gets!! )

Bubbles x

I think what Bill wanted to say was: the Police found it offensive that he called THAT a weapon.

[DANGAMAN]

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,


And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.


SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.


SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes

At the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.


SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only

Logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.


SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.. You go that way and I'll go

this way. He cannot follow us both.


So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.




Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
Worried about what has happened to Sister Logical .


Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!

Tell me what happened!

SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,


so he followed me

SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?


SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
As fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM : And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.


SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.


SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.





SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster


than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Mary's!

Bubbles x

I got the same joke by e-mail today

Probably we know the same person who sent it