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[denizaksulu]

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!



A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

[markwoods39]

nice and refreshing change, a clean joke

[denizaksulu]

:lol: nice and refreshing change, a clean joke

nOT TOO CLEAN i HOPE. wE CAN CHANGE THAT VERY QUICKLY.

sorry for the caps/not shouting, just too lazy.

[markwoods39]

:lol: nice and refreshing change, a clean joke

nOT TOO CLEAN i HOPE. wE CAN CHANGE THAT VERY QUICKLY.

sorry for the caps/not shouting, just too lazy.

[webbo]

Now what makes you think that women are always on the phone?!

Bubbles x

[denizaksulu]

Now what makes you think that women are always on the phone?!

Bubbles x

Today, I nearly ran over an African lady. She walked right infront of me and she had two mobles in her hand and using one of them. I was six inches away when I made an emergency stop. I sounded my horn to wake her up. She only began swearing at me. After all the swearing I had received recently aaargh. Enough is enough.

[webbo]

Now what makes you think that women are always on the phone?!

Bubbles x

Today, I nearly ran over an African lady. She walked right infront of me and she had two mobles in her hand and using one of them. I was six inches away when I made an emergency stop. I sounded my horn to wake her up. She only began swearing at me. After all the swearing I had received recently aaargh. Enough is enough.

You mean she had your friend Orph as a mentor?

bubbles x

[denizaksulu]

Now what makes you think that women are always on the phone?!

Bubbles x

Today, I nearly ran over an African lady. She walked right infront of me and she had two mobles in her hand and using one of them. I was six inches away when I made an emergency stop. I sounded my horn to wake her up. She only began swearing at me. After all the swearing I had received recently aaargh. Enough is enough.

You mean she had your friend Orph as a mentor?

bubbles x

WHO?

[webbo]

Now what makes you think that women are always on the phone?!

Bubbles x

Today, I nearly ran over an African lady. She walked right infront of me and she had two mobles in her hand and using one of them. I was six inches away when I made an emergency stop. I sounded my horn to wake her up. She only began swearing at me. After all the swearing I had received recently aaargh. Enough is enough.

You mean she had your friend Orph as a mentor?

bubbles x

WHO?

You know = your best friend - who I see let's people use her real name these days. Such a hypocrite!

Bubbles x