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[Get Real!]

Lets take Van Gogh......I could liken the cutting off of his ear to the Greeks cutting us out of Cyprus and posting us back to what they regard as our home when we are better placed at the side of the head.....Unity with someone that does not really want them and should have been left in the whorehouse where he found her. We could even take it to a "Tales of the unexpected", where the ear, instead of shriveling up and dying comes back to haunt him.

How is that???

Hmm, how about some other organ falling off and then picking it up and placing it at a different location… to better resemble the Cyprus problem?

What!! Like this...

What's the matter Zanny I thought you liked the tit for tat...

PS: See what I was warning about your head?

It's meant to be a dick head but the picture came out too small...

I'll reiterate... See what I was warning about your head?

[zan]

Thats better Talisker..the argument about the crisps was just about crisps and not political...The penguins are getting there....

You're one of the political obsessives Zan aren't you? The challenge remains.............remaining topics for CyProb hijacking are below:

Lollipops

Chopsticks

Penguins (Done!)

Escherichia coli

Moondust

Van Gogh

Britney Spears

Mary, Queen of Scots

The ballpoint pen

Salt 'n Vinegar crisps (Done!)

I await your hijack attempts on one or more of these topics.......go on, take up the challenge.

Depends on what you mean by political obsessive...If you mean am I keen to fight for my rights then yes!!!!


Lets take Van Gogh......I could liken the cutting off of his ear to the Greeks cutting us out of Cyprus and posting us back to what they regard as our home when we are better placed at the side of the head.....Unity with someone that does not really want them and should have been left in the whorehouse where he found her. We could even take it to a "Tales of the unexpected", where the ear, instead of shriveling up and dying comes back to haunt him.


How is that???

That's really good! I thought the obvious use of van Gogh would be the word 'madness' (ever applied to the CyProb?) but you resisted the temptation and provided something much better...............

Mary, Queen of Scots is an easy one - more powerful cousin chops of her head for political gain........................

Like the proverbial monkey churning out Shakespeare .... you will find that Zan occasionally accidentally makes an intelligent remark ...

Do not expect it to be followed up ....

Keep typing little fury Greek...You will also have your day....maybe......just stop hitting the same key.......

[zan]

How about an interpretation of the chop sticks with one of my famous poems....remember the word interpretation...As in art!!!




Knitting

by zan

Duelling needles
Fight for hours
Never need to take a break
Weaving woollens
In the process
Leaving sweaters in their wake


Then comes bed time
End of feuding
Tiredness they cannot hide
And to start again tomorrow
Tonight they’re sleeping
Side by side

[Get Real!]

How about an interpretation of the chop sticks with one of my famous poems....remember the word interpretation...As in art!!!

I just remembered I forgot to watch the grass grow today...

Catch you later...

[zan]

How about an interpretation of the chop sticks with one of my famous poems....remember the word interpretation...As in art!!!

I just remembered I forgot to watch the grass grow today...

Catch you later...

AH! The heady days of your education......Good old bad old days ey! GR

[Oracle]

How about an interpretation of the chop sticks with one of my famous poems....remember the word interpretation...As in art!!!

I just remembered I forgot to watch the grass grow today...

Catch you later...

AH! The heady days of your education......Good old bad old days ey! GR

Aaaaahhh .... you two!

[Talisker]

How about an interpretation of the chop sticks with one of my famous poems....remember the word interpretation...As in art!!!




Knitting

by zan

Duelling needles
Fight for hours
Never need to take a break
Weaving woollens
In the process
Leaving sweaters in their wake


Then comes bed time
End of feuding
Tiredness they cannot hide
And to start again tomorrow
Tonight they’re sleeping
Side by side

Are you using previously published work? Surely the political obsessives don't use such tactics.

Here's my (original) composition, in the style of William McGonagall (http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/) relating to one of the other topics.

The ballpoint pen.
I've heard it said,
In the Eastern Med,
There was a man,
(His name was Zan?),
Who took a map,
He claimed a trap,
And drew a line,
And said 'That's mine!',
He split his isle,
With a watery smile,
And deflected blame,
Shame, shame, shame,
Telling all men,
'It wasn't me,
T'was my ballpoint pen!'

[Get Real!]

Damn! I missed the poem reciting! Stupid grass wouldn’t budge…

[webbo]

Damn! I missed the poem reciting! Stupid grass wouldn’t budge…

No grass in Cyprus - there is a water shortage and hosepipe ban you know!!

bubbles

[Oracle]

It's been raining every other day / night in Paphos ....

Everything Green and Lovely ... orange Blossom suffocating with its depth of fragrance ... cicadas non-stop now

Paradise .....

Dante