Talisker wrote:bill cobbett wrote:Salt 'n vinegar crisps. Never mind Delia and Shakespeare, these little bags are the very essence of GB cuisine and culture.
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... Chased out of the north by a flock of Emperor Penguins
Right Bill, you've f.....g asked for it now! How dare you, you useless piece of s..t. You, my friend, have blown open the whole salt 'n vinegar crisps issue, and I have had it up to here mate, yeah right up to here, with your fascist, racist comments. Haven't you read UN resolution 6666666666666666? Look at the f.....g 1960 constitution mate..........have you ever read Article 35, paragraph 4, line 3? You doubting me? Well, check this out, this is the definitive proof............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPh2yyUKfP4How dare you make your outrageous claims about the essence of 'GB' cuisine. What the f..k do you know? Everyone knows Spudilukes grow the best potatoes (correct name 'tatties'), and any claims elsewhere are fraudulent and illegal. I'll drag you through the international courts unless you watch out, you m..........r. Where do you think the best salt comes from? Akrotiri mate, and don't you forget it. Those b.......s in the north might not believe it, but us b......ds in the south f......g know it mate. OK, the best vinegar comes from the north - they call it wine - but it's great on those chips.
Y'see Bill (and obviously you don't because you are a complete f......g moron because of what you wrote) the problems all started when Golden Wonder thought they could take over the Walkers empire. But McCoys set up the consitution and kept a big chunk of the territory for themselves. Any excuse and Golden Wonder were in there. And we're the ones that suffered Bill, all because of that. No one suffered as much as us Bill, you'd better believe it.
Bill, you have personally insulted me with you comments about Delia and Shakespeare. Don't you know they are my Mum and Dad? Bill, I'll never forgive you for that, you idiotic m............r. As for GB cuisine - there is no such thing, everyone knows that, UK maybe, but GB - you are out of your mind Bill? - and to prove it I'm going to drink a vat of wine this evening and stay up until the wee small hours sending you more posts 'cos I always make more sense when I do it that way. You seriously need help Bill.
But speaking of 'doing it' nothing mixes better than sex and politics, and now you've mentioned salt 'n vinegar crisps you've really got me going. Bill, I've heard you've got a
really cute butt :oops: , and maybe we could meet up sometime? Don't be McCoy Bill, you know you want to.............
I expect you'll come up with that crap about salt 'n vinegar being better than smoky bacon. Well, f..k you, Bill.
Smoky bacon are the best. And I really mean that Bill 'cos I wrote it in big, red letters, and I even bolded it. Although,
cheese 'n onion are good too. But I wrote that in blue, smaller font, and I didn't bold it, 'cos I'm not so sure about that.
Bill, we could not be more
different. I really, really hate you. Look at our genes. Look at our memes. Bill, we are the
same. We are brothers. We are all Spudulikes. I love you.............
As for that penguin crap - Bill, don't get me started, you useless piece of f.....g s..t, you racist, communist, brotherly lover.
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