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Eight Words with two Meanings

Postby webbo » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:18 pm

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n ..
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.!
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male.... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Re: Eight Words with two Meanings

Postby Get Real! » Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:08 pm

webbo wrote:1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.... Any part under a car's hood.

Correction... pretty much anything lying around that’s not on the dressing table.
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Postby umit07 » Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:35 pm

good one
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Re: Eight Words with two Meanings

Postby psycho » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:45 pm

webbo wrote:Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.





That's me!! :D :D :D
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