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[denizaksulu]

Was the magistrate a koumbaro ?

... well he is now .... plus he has a years supply of catering equipment ...

Miltiades' equipment has a life long guarantee.

[miltiades]

M. Given your love of the scum, you'll find this amusing. No. 21 is my favourite. Have a good time in Cy.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006 ... ets-p1.php

Excellent !!
My local Police station which is practically on the other side of my business ONLY functions as a base for the Traffic Bastards.
They also have a vendetta against me and they backed by the stupid coppers who stick by them.
In November of last year we had a 40 ft container from China and the truck could not get at the rear of our business because of the size.The driver parked at the side of our service road leading to our warehouse. I had four guys and a fork lift unloading the container when this TFW (traffic f..ng warden) approached and told the driver you cant park here you will get a ticket , this is a side road with a single red line. I approached this thick bastard and said , listen mate this bloody container came all the way from China what the fuck do want me to do send it back !!He issued a ticket , I questioned his legitimacy and told him what I thought of him.
Incidentally I forgot to tell you I have the only Business in the entire UK with a notice on the showroom windows stating " TRAFFIC WARDENS ARE NOT WELCOME IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT UNLESS THEY HAVE A TICKET !!!

[denizaksulu]

Thanks guys , I wasted more than half a day , it was however an experience. I was asked how do I plead Guilty or not Guilty.
I replied with my head held high and with my nostrils in full action NOT GUILTY.
There followed a brief " cross examination " by the bench , I denied the charge and stuck to my story , it was a mere accident .The Traffic Warden was not in court to give evidence, had he attended I'm certain that the shit would have hit the fan !! and the case was dismissed. I was awarded the sum of £50.00 expenses !!!

Great man. great man's always held their head high .

Those Sheftali's are a year old. Cook Miltiades some fresh ones.

[Oracle]

M. Given your love of the scum, you'll find this amusing. No. 21 is my favourite. Have a good time in Cy.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006 ... ets-p1.php

Excellent !!
My local Police station which is practically on the other side of my business ONLY functions as a base for the Traffic Bastards.
They also have a vendetta against me and they backed by the stupid coppers who stick by them.
In November of last year we had a 40 ft container from China and the truck could not get at the rear of our business because of the size.The driver parked at the side of our service road leading to our warehouse. I had four guys and a fork lift unloading the container when this TFW (traffic f..ng warden) approached and told the driver you cant park here you will get a ticket , this is a side road with a single red line. I approached this thick bastard and said , listen mate this bloody container came all the way from China what the fuck do want me to do send it back !!He issued a ticket , I questioned his legitimacy and told him what I thought of him.
Incidentally I forgot to tell you I have the only Business in the entire UK with a notice on the showroom windows stating " TRAFFIC WARDENS ARE NOT WELCOME IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT UNLESS THEY HAVE A TICKET !!!

Speaking as someone who has never had a parking ticket, nor a speeding ticket, nor any other traffic related violations and who has always been scrupulously on the right side of the law .. I hope you take this as an example of the fact that I am truly a better person than you ....

Bad man Miltiades .... no smoke without fire IMHO

[miltiades]

M. Given your love of the scum, you'll find this amusing. No. 21 is my favourite. Have a good time in Cy.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006 ... ets-p1.php

Excellent !!
My local Police station which is practically on the other side of my business ONLY functions as a base for the Traffic Bastards.
They also have a vendetta against me and they backed by the stupid coppers who stick by them.
In November of last year we had a 40 ft container from China and the truck could not get at the rear of our business because of the size.The driver parked at the side of our service road leading to our warehouse. I had four guys and a fork lift unloading the container when this TFW (traffic f..ng warden) approached and told the driver you cant park here you will get a ticket , this is a side road with a single red line. I approached this thick bastard and said , listen mate this bloody container came all the way from China what the fuck do want me to do send it back !!He issued a ticket , I questioned his legitimacy and told him what I thought of him.
Incidentally I forgot to tell you I have the only Business in the entire UK with a notice on the showroom windows stating " TRAFFIC WARDENS ARE NOT WELCOME IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT UNLESS THEY HAVE A TICKET !!!

Speaking as someone who has never had a parking ticket, nor a speeding ticket, nor any other traffic related violations and who has always been scrupulously on the right side of the law .. I hope you take this as an example of the fact that I am truly a better person than you ....

Bad man Miltiades .... no smoke without fire IMHO

That's because you rely on your feminine charm O !!
On a serious note , the London traffic wardens , horrid uneducated , vermin , bastards , are making the lives of small businesses a bloody misery , if they dont get you the f.ng cameras do .I have a secret ambition to become Rambo the Traffic Warden Extinguisher !!!

[miltiades]

Hope all goes well For you John

Thanks John , hope to meet up soon mate.
Take care
JS

[miltiades]

Was the magistrate a koumbaro ?

... well he is now .... plus he has a years supply of catering equipment ...

Miltiades' equipment has a life long guarantee.

Don't believe me ask my wife !!!

[denizaksulu]

Was the magistrate a koumbaro ?

... well he is now .... plus he has a years supply of catering equipment ...

Miltiades' equipment has a life long guarantee.

Don't believe me ask my wife !!!

I will, I will.

Is she in charge of quality control then?

[zan]

Was the magistrate a koumbaro ?

... well he is now .... plus he has a years supply of catering equipment ...

Miltiades' equipment has a life long guarantee.

Don't believe me ask my wife !!!

I will, I will.

Is she in charge of quality control then?

Rejected:...Long past its use by date!!!!

[miltiades]

Use by date ?? That was just over 10 years ago mate !!