Cyprus-Forum.com

[denizaksulu]

NIce to see you back on form Phoenix.Never content with a few pleasant comments, but always having a pop.
There is another procedure available.
The tube is inserted through the right nostril and water is pumped through, it apparently clears the shit from one's brain..give it a blast sweetie..

[Shipwreck]

Go to the pharmacy and get some IMMODIUM....you'll be flowing in moments.

Or if you want a quicker solution...drink some castor oil...it will clean you out like DRANO

Whoah there Trigger! I guess you are extracting the urine about the immodium?? That stuff blocks you up. Drink a cupful of olive oil until your bowel errupts, works wonders

[LENA]

My mum seems to eat laxatives like they are going out of fashion and has done for as long as remember.......She was always telling me to take them as well and I always said no.......Being 16 and sitting on the toilet for a hour was not always because I was constipated I took the advise of a doctor who said the best way is to do maths or a cross word whilst on the loo to take your mind off the task in hand. The only problem is that now, if I am given any math or see a crossword...I get a rumble in the tummy

I call it my SUDOKU room. Its where I keep my jumbo Sudoku book. The peacefulness in that room helps a lot. One puzzle per visit. Sometimes I get stuck and the wife asks if I too am suffering.

Is that when you shout out.."Thats a bloody hard one" Deniz???

Do you mean the sudoku or the poo?

[webbo]

Just seen your post Bubbles.It is pain free,I can only describe it as a cleaning process.It flushes out things that a normal bowel movement misses.
Example, we empty rubbish into a dustbin, every now and then the bin is emptied.Some rubbish remains in the bin and goes off,so we clean out the bin.
Same thing,nasties are anything from food too excess bile.It last as long as you want, but I guarantee you will feel the difference.

Price in the UK £70. takes between 15 mins to 30 mins.

Cheers purdey. Sounds like we should give it serious thought!

Bubbles x

Just brilliant ...


Princess purdey has her bowels purged and the only "serious" thinking brainless Bubbles decides to pursue, is whether to flush out her innards .......

Your problem being? Sounds like you need a double dose!

Bubbles

[webbo]

NIce to see you back on form Phoenix.Never content with a few pleasant comments, but always having a pop.
There is another procedure available.
The tube is inserted through the right nostril and water is pumped through, it apparently clears the shit from one's brain..give it a blast sweetie..

Do you think she would - or maybe she is too scared!


bubbles x

[webbo]

My mum seems to eat laxatives like they are going out of fashion and has done for as long as remember.......She was always telling me to take them as well and I always said no.......Being 16 and sitting on the toilet for a hour was not always because I was constipated I took the advise of a doctor who said the best way is to do maths or a cross word whilst on the loo to take your mind off the task in hand. The only problem is that now, if I am given any math or see a crossword...I get a rumble in the tummy

I call it my SUDOKU room. Its where I keep my jumbo Sudoku book. The peacefulness in that room helps a lot. One puzzle per visit. Sometimes I get stuck and the wife asks if I too am suffering.

Is that when you shout out.."Thats a bloody hard one" Deniz???

Do you mean the sudoku or the poo?

Brilliant quip Lena mou

Bubbles x

[denizaksulu]

My mum seems to eat laxatives like they are going out of fashion and has done for as long as remember.......She was always telling me to take them as well and I always said no.......Being 16 and sitting on the toilet for a hour was not always because I was constipated I took the advise of a doctor who said the best way is to do maths or a cross word whilst on the loo to take your mind off the task in hand. The only problem is that now, if I am given any math or see a crossword...I get a rumble in the tummy

I call it my SUDOKU room. Its where I keep my jumbo Sudoku book. The peacefulness in that room helps a lot. One puzzle per visit. Sometimes I get stuck and the wife asks if I too am suffering.

Is that when you shout out.."Thats a bloody hard one" Deniz???

Do you mean the sudoku or the poo?

Brilliant quip Lena mou

Bubbles x

What going on here. I was refering to a hard Sudoku. God only knows whats up with Zan. Must be a problem with his tool.

[LENA]

My mum seems to eat laxatives like they are going out of fashion and has done for as long as remember.......She was always telling me to take them as well and I always said no.......Being 16 and sitting on the toilet for a hour was not always because I was constipated I took the advise of a doctor who said the best way is to do maths or a cross word whilst on the loo to take your mind off the task in hand. The only problem is that now, if I am given any math or see a crossword...I get a rumble in the tummy

I call it my SUDOKU room. Its where I keep my jumbo Sudoku book. The peacefulness in that room helps a lot. One puzzle per visit. Sometimes I get stuck and the wife asks if I too am suffering.

Is that when you shout out.."Thats a bloody hard one" Deniz???

Do you mean the sudoku or the poo?

Brilliant quip Lena mou

Bubbles x

What going on here. I was refering to a hard Sudoku. God only knows whats up with Zan. Must be a problem with his tool.

Which tool? The one that he takes to bed or the other one that hurt himself? Or is it...?

Thanks Bubbles mou!

[denizaksulu]

My mum seems to eat laxatives like they are going out of fashion and has done for as long as remember.......She was always telling me to take them as well and I always said no.......Being 16 and sitting on the toilet for a hour was not always because I was constipated I took the advise of a doctor who said the best way is to do maths or a cross word whilst on the loo to take your mind off the task in hand. The only problem is that now, if I am given any math or see a crossword...I get a rumble in the tummy

I call it my SUDOKU room. Its where I keep my jumbo Sudoku book. The peacefulness in that room helps a lot. One puzzle per visit. Sometimes I get stuck and the wife asks if I too am suffering.

Is that when you shout out.."Thats a bloody hard one" Deniz???

Do you mean the sudoku or the poo?

Brilliant quip Lena mou

Bubbles x

What going on here. I was refering to a hard Sudoku. God only knows whats up with Zan. Must be a problem with his tool.

Which tool? The one that he takes to bed or the other one that hurt himself? Or is it...?

Thanks Bubbles mou!

Lena mou, I havent any idea. You are the curious one arent you You will have to ask Zan when he returns to his keyboard.

He must be a man of many tools.