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[miltiades]

Is this some sort of a joke , Joker-san !!
If you are serious then DO NOT dismiss your problem. The human body is designed to have bowel motions not necessarily every day but regularly. Are you a female ?

Funnily enough just 24 hours later someone else's bowel motions have landed you in court!

Case dismissed !!! I pleaded innocent , naturally , plus the Traffic Warden did not turn up to give evidence , just wasted half a day !!

[LENA]

My mum seems to eat laxatives like they are going out of fashion and has done for as long as remember.......She was always telling me to take them as well and I always said no.......Being 16 and sitting on the toilet for a hour was not always because I was constipated I took the advise of a doctor who said the best way is to do maths or a cross word whilst on the loo to take your mind off the task in hand. The only problem is that now, if I am given any math or see a crossword...I get a rumble in the tummy

I call it my SUDOKU room. Its where I keep my jumbo Sudoku book. The peacefulness in that room helps a lot. One puzzle per visit. Sometimes I get stuck and the wife asks if I too am suffering.

[webbo]

Just seen your post Bubbles.It is pain free,I can only describe it as a cleaning process.It flushes out things that a normal bowel movement misses.
Example, we empty rubbish into a dustbin, every now and then the bin is emptied.Some rubbish remains in the bin and goes off,so we clean out the bin.
Same thing,nasties are anything from food too excess bile.It last as long as you want, but I guarantee you will feel the difference.

Price in the UK £70. takes between 15 mins to 30 mins.

Cheers purdey. Sounds like we should give it serious thought!

Bubbles x

[webbo]

Price in the UK £70. takes between 15 mins to 30 mins.

Then make sure you get home pretty quickly

I find that air travel does it for me ~ first thing I want to do after getting home is go for a crap

Bill ~~~~~ just a regular guy

Still enjoying life over in the UK Bill? How is Mrs Bill doing with her decision about where to live? Any signs of your return?

Bubbles x

[Oracle]

Just seen your post Bubbles.It is pain free,I can only describe it as a cleaning process.It flushes out things that a normal bowel movement misses.
Example, we empty rubbish into a dustbin, every now and then the bin is emptied.Some rubbish remains in the bin and goes off,so we clean out the bin.
Same thing,nasties are anything from food too excess bile.It last as long as you want, but I guarantee you will feel the difference.

Price in the UK £70. takes between 15 mins to 30 mins.

Cheers purdey. Sounds like we should give it serious thought!

Bubbles x

Just brilliant ...

Princess purdey has her bowels purged and the only "serious" thinking brainless Bubbles decides to pursue, is whether to flush out her innards .......

[zan]

My mum seems to eat laxatives like they are going out of fashion and has done for as long as remember.......She was always telling me to take them as well and I always said no.......Being 16 and sitting on the toilet for a hour was not always because I was constipated I took the advise of a doctor who said the best way is to do maths or a cross word whilst on the loo to take your mind off the task in hand. The only problem is that now, if I am given any math or see a crossword...I get a rumble in the tummy

I call it my SUDOKU room. Its where I keep my jumbo Sudoku book. The peacefulness in that room helps a lot. One puzzle per visit. Sometimes I get stuck and the wife asks if I too am suffering.

Is that when you shout out.."Thats a bloody hard one" Deniz???

[denizaksulu]

My mum seems to eat laxatives like they are going out of fashion and has done for as long as remember.......She was always telling me to take them as well and I always said no.......Being 16 and sitting on the toilet for a hour was not always because I was constipated I took the advise of a doctor who said the best way is to do maths or a cross word whilst on the loo to take your mind off the task in hand. The only problem is that now, if I am given any math or see a crossword...I get a rumble in the tummy

I call it my SUDOKU room. Its where I keep my jumbo Sudoku book. The peacefulness in that room helps a lot. One puzzle per visit. Sometimes I get stuck and the wife asks if I too am suffering.

Is that when you shout out.."Thats a bloody hard one" Deniz???

When that happens, she knows. No need to shout.

[Get Real!]

Is this some sort of a joke , Joker-san !!
If you are serious then DO NOT dismiss your problem. The human body is designed to have bowel motions not necessarily every day but regularly. Are you a female ?

Funnily enough just 24 hours later someone else's bowel motions have landed you in court!

Case dismissed !!! I pleaded innocent , naturally , plus the Traffic Warden did not turn up to give evidence , just wasted half a day !!

Well, you're not in court now so you can tell us all the disgusting details of what you did to that Warden...

[miltiades]

Is this some sort of a joke , Joker-san !!
If you are serious then DO NOT dismiss your problem. The human body is designed to have bowel motions not necessarily every day but regularly. Are you a female ?

Funnily enough just 24 hours later someone else's bowel motions have landed you in court!

Case dismissed !!! I pleaded innocent , naturally , plus the Traffic Warden did not turn up to give evidence , just wasted half a day !!

Well, you're not in court now so you can tell us all the disgusting details of what you did to that Warden...

Exactly what I said I did !! Also questioned his human credentials , I called him f..ng Vermin with a capital V and also gave him a few V signs , and told him I couldn't tell the difference between the dogs poo and him !!
I'm a right little cocker spaniel when I want to be mate , trust me !!

[purdey]

NIce to see you back on form Phoenix.Never content with a few pleasant comments, but always having a pop.
There is another procedure available.
The tube is inserted through the right nostril and water is pumped through, it apparently clears the shit from one's brain..give it a blast sweetie..