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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked... "And where were you when I got married?"

Bubbles x

[IcyNoAngel]

He was drinking Absint at that time...

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He was drinking Absint at that time...

Probably!

bubbles x

[cyprusgrump]

Reminded me of this one...

My wife and I were at my school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.

"Do you know her?" asked my wife.

"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up all those years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

"My God!" said my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

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Reminded me of this one...

My wife and I were at my school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.

"Do you know her?" asked my wife.

"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up all those years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

"My God!" said my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

..................and there was me thinking you were going to reply with
' I was that man on the street'!!

Bubbles x

[cyprusgrump]

Reminded me of this one...

My wife and I were at my school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.

"Do you know her?" asked my wife.

"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up all those years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

"My God!" said my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

..................and there was me thinking you were going to reply with
' I was that man on the street'!!

Bubbles x

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Reminded me of this one...

My wife and I were at my school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.

"Do you know her?" asked my wife.

"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up all those years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

"My God!" said my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

..................and there was me thinking you were going to reply with
' I was that man on the street'!!

Bubbles x

No need for the embarrassment Grump dear

Bubbles x