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A Greek, A Turk And 2 Women Are On A Train...

In a train carriage there were a Greek man, a Turkish man, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Greek man had a big red slap mark on his cheek. (1) The blonde thought: - "That Greek idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face". (2) The fat lady thought: - "This dirty old Greek man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". (3) The Greek man thought: - "That stupid Turkish man put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". (4) The Turkish man thought: - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that Greek again".