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Oracle

When do you sleep!!!!!

Lana

Hi Lana

I cat nap

Seriously, I only need 3 - 4 hours sleep, so I am impossible to live with (even in real life, not just on the forum)

How is that gorgeous botanical specimen with the impressive proboscis performing? Has it flowered and revealed its gender yet?

Is it an Aloe?

Pip-pip

[Oracle]

Pierce Brosnan coz he's gorgeous

Jamie Oliver coz he can cook wonderful meals (this is a well stocked island)

Grump coz he makes me laugh (and of course he's gorgeous too )

Oracle would just make me annoyed the whole time.

No I would not!

I can build a solar-powered desalinator, work wonders with herbal remedies, identify poisonous from safe plants to eat, start fires, build huts ... I am the ideal partner .... Kevin Costner is a lucky man to have me around ...

Kevin please read this, join CF and PM me and I will become a different woman (placid and obedient )...

[webbo]

Kevin Costner ....

and ... erm .....

No one else ... just me and Kev ...

Bye

Tsk, tsk. He is married! - and so I believe are you!

Bubbles

[webbo]

1) Not Simonwjones
2) Niki
3) Oracle

No…

Um,

1) Bill
2) Niki
3) Oracle

No…

Um,

1) Niki
2) Oracle
3) Lena

You obviously just want 3 women to fulfill your needs! Naughty boy!
Such a diverse mix!

Bubbles x

[cyprusgrump]

1) Not Simonwjones
2) Niki
3) Oracle

No…

Um,

1) Bill
2) Niki
3) Oracle

No…

Um,

1) Niki
2) Oracle
3) Lena

You obviously just want 3 women to fulfill your needs! Naughty boy!
Such a diverse mix!

Bubbles x

Cooking, cleaning and, um... other stuff...

[webbo]

1) Not Simonwjones
2) Niki
3) Oracle

No…

Um,

1) Bill
2) Niki
3) Oracle

No…

Um,

1) Niki
2) Oracle
3) Lena

You obviously just want 3 women to fulfill your needs! Naughty boy!
Such a diverse mix!

Bubbles x

Cooking, cleaning and, um... other stuff...

Well. I think you may be able to persuade Niki and Lena to do the mundane work, Oracle??

B x

[webbo]

Oracle

When do you sleep!!!!!

Lana

Hi Lana

I cat nap

Seriously, I only need 3 - 4 hours sleep, so I am impossible to live with (even in real life, not just on the forum)

How is that gorgeous botanical specimen with the impressive proboscis performing? Has it flowered and revealed its gender yet?

Is it an Aloe?

Pip-pip

Do you sleep more when your hubbie is home?
BTW, not being rude or dirty - it is a fact that some people sleep sounder and for longer when sleeping with their partners!

Bubbles

[cyprusgrump]

1) Not Simonwjones
2) Niki
3) Oracle

No…

Um,

1) Bill
2) Niki
3) Oracle

No…

Um,

1) Niki
2) Oracle
3) Lena

You obviously just want 3 women to fulfill your needs! Naughty boy!
Such a diverse mix!

Bubbles x

Cooking, cleaning and, um... other stuff...

Well. I think you may be able to persuade Niki and Lena to do the mundane work, Oracle??

B x

There will be a strict rota to avoid jealousy…

[webbo]

1) Not Simonwjones
2) Niki
3) Oracle

No…

Um,

1) Bill
2) Niki
3) Oracle

No…

Um,

1) Niki
2) Oracle
3) Lena

You obviously just want 3 women to fulfill your needs! Naughty boy!
Such a diverse mix!

Bubbles x

Cooking, cleaning and, um... other stuff...

Well. I think you may be able to persuade Niki and Lena to do the mundane work, Oracle??

B x

There will be a strict rota to avoid jealousy…

Yeah, and you know who will set the rota, right!

B x

[cyprusgrump]

1) Not Simonwjones
2) Niki
3) Oracle

No…

Um,

1) Bill
2) Niki
3) Oracle

No…

Um,

1) Niki
2) Oracle
3) Lena

You obviously just want 3 women to fulfill your needs! Naughty boy!
Such a diverse mix!

Bubbles x

Cooking, cleaning and, um... other stuff...

Well. I think you may be able to persuade Niki and Lena to do the mundane work, Oracle??

B x

There will be a strict rota to avoid jealousy…

Yeah, and you know who will set the rota, right!

B x

Why me of course silly!