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[denizaksulu]

This is the email I got back from Tesco!!!! Any comments?

Thank you for your recent email.

If your broadband is dropping out at random times this is caused by it losing the DSL signal.

To obtain full signal of your broadband the recommended setup would be a modem/router plugged into the main BT socket downstairs, using no telephone extension leads which weakens a broadband signal.

Also if this does not improve your connection I would test it in the BT test socket which is located behind the faceplate of the main BT socket.


If I can be of any more help, please do not hesitate to contact me again.


Kind regards,


Dafydd


Tesco broadband support team

I got exactly the same response from AOL, when I was trying to set up my new Acer.. They must use the same text book or call center.

[LENA]

By the way stay away from the car and the toaster while you are playing with your new screw-driver. OK???

I am taking it to bed with me tonight...My wife says she wants to see if it glows in the dark when you stick it in the socket!!!!

Be careful because in the dark you might stick it into wrong socket and we can have accidents.

On the other hand...that makes me think...you aint that busy in bed ... do you?

[LENA]

Wait a min....what is your new toy look like? Are you sure is a screw-driver?

[zan]

This is the email I got back from Tesco!!!! Any comments?

Thank you for your recent email.

If your broadband is dropping out at random times this is caused by it losing the DSL signal.

To obtain full signal of your broadband the recommended setup would be a modem/router plugged into the main BT socket downstairs, using no telephone extension leads which weakens a broadband signal.

Also if this does not improve your connection I would test it in the BT test socket which is located behind the faceplate of the main BT socket.


If I can be of any more help, please do not hesitate to contact me again.


Kind regards,


Dafydd


Tesco broadband support team

I got exactly the same response from AOL, when I was trying to set up my new Acer.. They must use the same text book or call center.

They are a bloody joke aren't they

[zan]

By the way stay away from the car and the toaster while you are playing with your new screw-driver. OK???

I am taking it to bed with me tonight...My wife says she wants to see if it glows in the dark when you stick it in the socket!!!!

Be careful because in the dark you might stick it into wrong socket and we can have accidents.

On the other hand...that makes me think...you aint that busy in bed ... do you?

No sleep tonight Lena...I always get so excited when I get a new toy........

[zan]

Wait a min....what is your new toy look like? Are you sure is a screw-driver?

Well it's long and if you twist the end it buzzes.....and lights start to flash

[LENA]

Wait a min....what is your new toy look like? Are you sure is a screw-driver?

Well it's long and if you twist the end it buzzes.....and lights start to flash

I shall say no more.

Enjoy your new toy and I hope your wife will enjoy it as much as you will

[zan]

Wait a min....what is your new toy look like? Are you sure is a screw-driver?

Well it's long and if you twist the end it buzzes.....and lights start to flash

I shall say no more.

Enjoy your new toy and I hope your wife will enjoy it as much as you will

Wait a minute...I am beginning to smell a rat here!!! She said she bought it for me...Is this one of those presents that people pretend to buy for others but use it more themselves??????I am thinking of taking back that blond Swedish cleaner I got her for Easter!!!

[LENA]

Wait a min....what is your new toy look like? Are you sure is a screw-driver?

Well it's long and if you twist the end it buzzes.....and lights start to flash

I shall say no more.

Enjoy your new toy and I hope your wife will enjoy it as much as you will

Wait a minute...I am beginning to smell a rat here!!! She said she bought it for me...Is this one of those presents that people pretend to buy for others but use it more themselves??????I am thinking of taking back that blond Swedish cleaner I got her for Easter!!!

Now I know why that screw-driver buzz. She bought it huh?

So HER present is a blond Swedish cleaner huh? Well I guess you dont like her since you told your wife you like brunet and Mediterranean women but you might need her help one day that you will be sick just to bring you soup and tea in bed right?

Oh Mrs Zan???

[zan]

Wait a min....what is your new toy look like? Are you sure is a screw-driver?

Well it's long and if you twist the end it buzzes.....and lights start to flash

I shall say no more.

Enjoy your new toy and I hope your wife will enjoy it as much as you will

Wait a minute...I am beginning to smell a rat here!!! She said she bought it for me...Is this one of those presents that people pretend to buy for others but use it more themselves??????I am thinking of taking back that blond Swedish cleaner I got her for Easter!!!

Now I know why that screw-driver buzz. She bought it huh?

So HER present is a blond Swedish cleaner huh? Well I guess you dont like her since you told your wife you like brunet and Mediterranean women but you might need her help one day that you will be sick just to bring you soup and tea in bed right?

Oh Mrs Zan???

My wife is blond as well......If she is going to take her toy to bed with us then I will too and see how she likes it.....