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Best features!

Postby webbo » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:43 pm

> A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
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> While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to
The mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
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> nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
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> contact After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
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> "Let's go to my apartment,..... I hear someone coming."
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> He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
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Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
Ears."
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Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm
And solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the > best part of my body is my ears?"


Clearing his throat, he stammered .. "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.. That was me."


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