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Ladys would you employ this person??

Postby psycho » Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:29 pm

ResimaY

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in adv anse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.








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Employer's response:...



Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.
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Re: Ladys would you employ this person??

Postby Niki » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:40 pm

psycho wrote:ResimaY

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in adv anse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.








Image




Employer's response:...



Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.



:lol: :lol: :lol: I did have guy working with me on business development who was this kind of beefcake. The ladies loved him and he was very good at opening doors!! Sexist, me??? Absolutely! :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:50 pm

Well I do have an opening to fill 8) ..... and he did say he could start "imeditely", so he's hired :lol:
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Postby umidis » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:42 pm

Dis dude looks like he iz gonna need to use hiz lady coworkers bras as well. :lol:

Seriously thow, do you woman actually find this monster attractive?
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Postby Niki » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:45 pm

Oracle wrote:Well I do have an opening to fill 8)



:eyecrazy:
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Postby Oracle » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:55 pm

Niki wrote:
Oracle wrote:Well I do have an opening to fill 8)



:eyecrazy:


Niki you have daughters to protect .... I do not!

You cannot believe how liberating it is to no longer be fearful of the "man's world" 8)

..... but be able to embrace it instead !

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Postby umidis » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:02 pm

Phoenix, I think your son would need protection from a guy like that.
I know I would :oops: .
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Postby Niki » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:02 pm

Oracle wrote:
Niki wrote:
Oracle wrote:Well I do have an opening to fill 8)



:eyecrazy:


Niki you have daughters to protect .... I do not!

You cannot believe how liberating it is to no longer be fearful of the "man's world" 8)

..... but be able to embrace it instead !

:lol:


...but there are certain 'men' you would embrace more than others? 8)

Interesting you describe it as "fearful of the man's world". I have been fortunate not to have had this fear. I would say you are far more fearful than most "men" on this forum.
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Postby Filitsa » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:10 pm

umidis wrote:Dis dude looks like he iz gonna need to use hiz lady coworkers bras as well. :lol:

Seriously thow, do you woman actually find this monster attractive?


Ewww! No! Not at all!
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Postby Oracle » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:14 pm

Niki wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Niki wrote:
Oracle wrote:Well I do have an opening to fill 8)



:eyecrazy:


Niki you have daughters to protect .... I do not!

You cannot believe how liberating it is to no longer be fearful of the "man's world" 8)

..... but be able to embrace it instead !

:lol:


...but there are certain 'men' you would embrace more than others? 8)

Interesting you describe it as "fearful of the man's world". I have been fortunate not to have had this fear. I would say you are far more fearful than most "men" on this forum.


You have not had the "pleasure" of working in the male-dominated scientific community ....

The things I have seen :shock:
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