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[wizzy]

Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to Britain.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
you Mr. British man for letting me in this country, giving me free housing,
free food stamps, free medical care, free education and all wonderful social
monetary benefits!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Polish.'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby.

'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain!'

The person says, 'I not British, I am from Croatia.'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain!'

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Iran, I am not British!'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an British?'
She says, 'No, I am from Latvia!'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British people?'

The Latvian lady checks her watch and says... 'Probably at work'

[Shipwreck]

Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to Britain.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
you Mr. British man for letting me in this country, giving me free housing,
free food stamps, free medical care, free education and all wonderful social
monetary benefits!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Polish.'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby.

'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain!'

The person says, 'I not British, I am from Croatia.'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain!'

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Iran, I am not British!'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an British?'
She says, 'No, I am from Latvia!'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British people?'

The Latvian lady checks her watch and says... 'Probably at work'

Aint that the truth!!

[webbo]

Good one Wizzy!

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