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[cyprusgrump]

I wanted to be a draughtsman but that was only because the man across the road had a Ford Capri and he was one…

‘A’ Level technical drawing taught me how mind numbingly boring it would be as a career…

[Oracle]

I wanted to become a sound engineer.

The closest I did was to work for 11 years as a DJ at various clubs - That came to an end some 8 years ago...

Cant tell you what I do now because that means "I have to kill you"

Have a nice day

Are you an undertaker then?

Close - In my profession (the customer is always wrong, unless you come to me first)

ASK NO MORE!!!

You work for the Citizens Advice Bureau?

He works for a financial regulatory body....sad...

While growing up I always wanted to be as big a bitch as my mother was.

Yes, but did you succeed?...

.... or are we going to have fun finding out?

[GorillaGal]

I wanted to become a sound engineer.

The closest I did was to work for 11 years as a DJ at various clubs - That came to an end some 8 years ago...

Cant tell you what I do now because that means "I have to kill you"

Have a nice day

i know what you do, and i am too far away for you to kill me..... and for a dollar, i will tell anyone who PMs me.

[GorillaGal]

i wanted to be a nun.
i was a good little girl.
but i didn't grow up to be one.
i'm not even christian anymore.

[purdey]

I wanted to be a soldier.I did it ,loved the basic training.Then I got posted,to a place where people shot at me,not so nice.

[Brittania]

I wanted to become a sound engineer.

The closest I did was to work for 11 years as a DJ at various clubs - That came to an end some 8 years ago...

Cant tell you what I do now because that means "I have to kill you"

Have a nice day

Are you an undertaker then?

Close - In my profession (the customer is always wrong, unless you come to me first)

ASK NO MORE!!!

You work for the Citizens Advice Bureau?

He works for a financial regulatory body....sad...

While growing up I always wanted to be as big a bitch as my mother was.

Yes, but did you succeed?...

.... or are we going to have fun finding out?

Think i've reached the hierarchy of "cow"....bitch is within grasp. Will i need to compete with you?

[denizaksulu]

Al-Qaeeda?

[Oracle]

I wanted to become a sound engineer.

The closest I did was to work for 11 years as a DJ at various clubs - That came to an end some 8 years ago...

Cant tell you what I do now because that means "I have to kill you"

Have a nice day

Are you an undertaker then?

Close - In my profession (the customer is always wrong, unless you come to me first)

ASK NO MORE!!!

You work for the Citizens Advice Bureau?

He works for a financial regulatory body....sad...

While growing up I always wanted to be as big a bitch as my mother was.

Yes, but did you succeed?...

.... or are we going to have fun finding out?

Think i've reached the hierarchy of "cow"....bitch is within grasp. Will i need to compete with you?

Bitches are born .... not made

Countless ambitious, aspirants are strewn around the forum, who made the mistake of assuming I am a mere "bitch".

Chimera rules!

[Brittania]

I see....you're going to be a problem aren't you?

Typical, everywhere I go there's always one old hag trying to keep the spotlight on her. Unfortunately the spotlight needs to turn away every now and then to hide your crows feet....Thats when I pounce

[denizaksulu]

I see....you're going to be a problem aren't you?

Typical, everywhere I go there's always one old hag trying to keep the spotlight on her. Unfortunately the spotlight needs to turn away every now and then to hide your crows feet....Thats when I pounce

May I wish you 'Good Luck' Britannia?