Some German guy wanted to become French, and was told by his doctor that the only way he could do so is to have half his brain removed. One day he decides to go to the surgeon to proceed with the operation. “Doc, I came to have the operation,” he says. “As you know I’ll have to remove half of your brain”, the surgeon replies.
The surgeon proceeds with the operation. Two hours pass after he is done with the operation and the patient wakes up. “Listen”, says the doctor, “I am really sorry but I accidentally removed 80% of your brain”. The patient looks at him and says, “en pirazi re koumpare!”.